DO NOT DISCUSS SEX WITH ME

Thank you.

It is a sin to be jealous. What he's doing is demonic- I am not jealous of that.

My novel may be many things, but it's hardly demonic, but thanks anyway. Your boxlike existence really puts things into perspective, and always cheers me up. I love the way that you can judge my opus based on a couple of sentences. And when I started writing you were not the audience I had in mind. When a professor of literature describes your kitsch kitties as brilliant we can start to talk.

I give a CRAP about IZZY or JCBOY - A BUNCH OF STUPID GODLESS CRACKERS.

You really are a nasty little racist aren't you Jason?

Do you want some Cheese with that JG?

My husband is a kosher cracker, get it right next time.

Is it possible for someone to be both godless AND stupid?

You are insanely jealous of everyone in the world who has actually accomplished something. That's why you fantasize of one day having a comic to self-publish.
But, Izzy didn't just fantasize about doing something, he actually sat down and wrote his novel and had it published. And I wish him great success with it.

Sure, a comic, which is essentially a short story in pictorial form, is much shorter and should take much less time to complete. And it really doesn't require 10 years of "research" for plot details which, in your case, consists of nothing more than asking endless questions on forum sites.


You're not writing a comic either. You're not actually writing anything. All you're doing is thinking about writing something.

If the act of writing a story and getting it published is "demonic", then you shouldn't write a comic and want to see it published either.
You sure are jealous of those, like Izzy, who actually get things done and published.

Everyone line up for hand cuffs! Lets really talk about sex.

Don't mention handcuffs--that's going to get Hawkeye too excited. And if he starts talking about sex, he'll really blow Goldman's mind.

Thank you very much.

Tragic how similar you are to Goldilox (who may have been temp banned again, or else incarcerated in the local asylum). You know what I mean, don't even attempt to deny it.

Have you been drinking again?

mmmmmmmmmmm crackers

No, that's your thing snugglepuss. I have no need to get sloshed and prance around like a whale on crack.

Maybe you should give it a go, it might make you more interesting.

Been there, done that. It's vastly overrated. Much better to stay sober, know what's happening.

Maybe that's Goldman's problem--he stays sober and can't deal with what's happening in the real world. He's the one who might need to get sloshed.

can I just smile at that comment.... and politely agree...