DO NOT DISCUSS SEX WITH ME

God made your body so you can have sex with Jesus?

You aim to be a bride of Christ?

Tell me JGoldman10, why do you think God neglected to include a brain with your body?

He made our bodies to GLORIFY GOD with. God's spirit dwells with those in the Body of Christ. We are part of His body.

So then you are God's anus? That could explain a few things.

You have some really weird names for stuff. What's cool whip? It sounds pretty synthentic to me. I don't have my spotted dick with anything other than custard.

If God really does dwell in your heart you might want to listen to him for a change. Stop preaching hate.

It's a synthetic whipped cream

I thought as much, I'll stick to custard thank you very much.

Funny, that's what native Americans said at Little Big Horn (stick to Custer).

I once saw an American celebrity (sorry, can't remember who) being interviewed on a chat show, who was incredulous that we had a pudding called spotted dick. When the pudding was first created Dick was just a popular contraction of Richard, it didn't have any other more salubrious meanings. With the influence of American TV, we are now fully aware of other meanings, but would only use the word dick to describe an idiot, as in 'Hawkeye's a bit of a dick.' We still don't use it to describe that part of a Philistine that may be circumcised.

And lo, in the distance. . . a solitary rimshot is heard.

Cool Whip is a name of an American brand of whipped cream:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cool_Whip

it is whipped non-dairy topping....it is not cream because there is no cream in it.

You aren't a CHRISTIAN, so you obviously do not know what I am talking about.

God DID NOT make our bodies for FORNICATION, ADULTERY, MASTURBATION, OR SEXUAL EXPERIMENTATION with - these are SEXAUL SINS and GOD DOES NOT want people DEFILING THIER BODIES. That is not what our bodies are made for.

He MADE our bodies to GLORIFY HIM with - He wants people to ABSTAIN from SEX OUTSIDE OF MARRIAGE AND BE PURE.

IT IS WRITTEN:

Ephesians 4:29 -

Do not let any unwholesome talk come out of your mouths, but only what is helpful for building others up according to their needs, that it may benefit those who listen.

Ephesians 5:4 -

Nor should there be obscenity, foolish talk or coarse joking, which are out of place, but rather thanksgiving.

We’re having a gay thanksgiving this year.

STOP TALKING TO ME. NOT INTERESTED.

I don't hate gays - I don't like what they are doing. I HATE what they are doing because it GOES AGAINST GOD'S LAWS. SINCE GOD HATES IT I HATE IT ALSO.

I AM NOT GOING TO BE A PARTY TO THAT - ESP. WITH PEOPLE WHO ARE TRYING TO IMPOSE THAT GARBAGE ON ME. THAT IS NOT OF GOD.

Cool whip is also often used in foreplay (to bring this discussion back in line with the subject of this thread).

You spread it on body parts and then your partner (or partners) will lick and suck it off. I can't think of think of much more arousing than sucking cool whip off a pair of perfect nipples.

I wonder if that is sin?

It's a sin only if you use cool whip. It has to be real whipped cream-- and you need a real whip to make it. Also she can't have silicone implants too.

Absolutely

Cant go with you there...I love them, in fact if I get a successful restaurant going one of my first purchases will be a set for the wife., I even get to choose the size!