@roger,
Even more annoying are the messages that loop around every few minutes. You hear a click and think maybe you're going to get someone, then you hear "your call is very important to us...."
However, what really makes me throws me into outermost circle of the 7th circle of hell is when you finally get through to someone, who is working at an overseas call center.
Every 15 seconds while looking something up, they have to announce to you how much they appreciate your patience while they bring up your account. Everything they ask you is prefaced by long statements to let you know that in a few moments they are actually going to ask you something that will get you a millemeter closer to having something actually done.
Ms. Chai, I would be happy to look up that information for you, however, before I can do that I would like to ask your permission to verify some information so that we can confirm this is your account. It will just take a few moments to ask you this information, so if you don't mind, I'd like to now get your permission to ask these questions. Is this acceptable to you?
Yes.
Thank you very much Ms. Chai. Now first could you please confirm blah blah blah.
cassius clay .
Thank you Ms. Chai, that is the information that is on your account. Now I would like to confirm blah blah blah