No, we dare not speak
About Carolyn's zits. She
Gets so mad at us.
Gets so mad at us
Burns us with waffle iron
Yep, that's my mama
Yep, that's my mama
On my tail as usual
Oh to be adult!
Oh to be adult!
Parents and grandparents are
Fun and enjoyable
Fun and enjoyable
has been my day today, all!
Played out with the kids.
Played out with the kids
Grandkids are wonderful to
Watch grow up and chat
Watch grow up and chat...
with a little one; never
know what they will say!
know what they will say!
anticipate the moment
don't reveal your hand
Don't reveal your hand;
Especially if you have
An awful glove on..
Don't reveal your hand;
Especially if you have
An awful glove on..
An awful glove on
An elegant hand is like
Black fly on roses.
Black fly on roses!
Call out the military!
S.O.S. Help us!
S.O.S Help us!
Mayday! Mayday! Mayday! May---
What now, Mr. Bush?
What now, Mr. Bush?
Now that Iraq has 'control'?
What about health care?
What about health care?
Mexican, Canadian
Pills by mail order?
Pills by mail order
Are being sent here, although
I don't want the things!
I don't want the things
Redolent of memories,
That clutter the shelves
That clutter the shelves
The stuff of childhood mem'ries
It goes by so fast!
It goes by so fast.
First summer, then autumn, then
winter slams again.
winter slams again...
Whoa! Slow down there, Bethie-boo!
I like my summer!
