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Neverending Haiku chain

 
 
drom et reve
 
  1  
Fri 4 Jun, 2004 11:28 am
Which is revolting?
To spend one's life inspecting
Big Brother or Cheese?

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Clary
 
  1  
Fri 4 Jun, 2004 11:45 am
Big Brother or Cheese
On your toasted teacake, sir?
Roasted big brother!
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devriesj
 
  1  
Fri 4 Jun, 2004 12:06 pm
Roasted Big Brother-
You did that, did you just say?
Death to tyranny!
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Clary
 
  1  
Fri 4 Jun, 2004 12:10 pm
Death to tyranny!
Shouted the would-be tyrant
As he shot the king.
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drom et reve
 
  1  
Fri 4 Jun, 2004 12:20 pm
As he shot the king,
Blood spurted onto my dress.
I'll sue for damage.

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Clary
 
  1  
Fri 4 Jun, 2004 02:25 pm
I'll sue for damage
To my rabbit-proof fencing
And my five-barred gate.
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devriesj
 
  1  
Fri 4 Jun, 2004 02:53 pm
And my five barred gate
cannot keep the rabbits out!
pesky old varmints!
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kirsten
 
  1  
Fri 4 Jun, 2004 04:25 pm
Pesky old varmints
But tote them off in a sack
And let them be freed
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SCoates
 
  1  
Fri 4 Jun, 2004 04:50 pm
And let them be freed--
The emotions we restrain--
Or theyll murder us.
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devriesj
 
  1  
Fri 4 Jun, 2004 05:47 pm
Or they'll murder us -
Let us stay quiet in here
lest they find us out.
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ehBeth
 
  1  
Fri 4 Jun, 2004 05:58 pm
Lest they find us - out
go all the magazines with
pictures of J. Lo.
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devriesj
 
  1  
Fri 4 Jun, 2004 06:01 pm
Pictures of J. Lo
in all her many facets -
fan or a stalker?
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ehBeth
 
  1  
Fri 4 Jun, 2004 06:14 pm
Fan or a stalker?
Give me air-conditioning.
Keep your fan. Okay?
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devriesj
 
  1  
Fri 4 Jun, 2004 06:17 pm
hee-hee!
Keep your fan. Okay?
I prefer air conditioning.
Ah. This is the life!
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ehBeth
 
  1  
Fri 4 Jun, 2004 06:23 pm
Ah. This is the life
of Reilly. Who is Reilly?
Have you met him yet?


http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/lachen/laughing-smiley-011.gif
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devriesj
 
  1  
Fri 4 Jun, 2004 06:26 pm
Beth-ie, you're such a card!

Have you met him yet? ...
I've not seen him nor met him,
but I've heard of him.
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ehBeth
 
  1  
Fri 4 Jun, 2004 06:37 pm
But I've heard of him,
and his strange ways. He thinks we
haven't noticed yet.
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devriesj
 
  1  
Fri 4 Jun, 2004 06:41 pm
Haven't noticed him yet.
He's easy to overlook.
Could be here. Don't know.
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kirsten
 
  1  
Fri 4 Jun, 2004 07:48 pm
Could be here. Don't know.
Ah! I'll check my pocketbook.
Stuck without my keys.
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devriesj
 
  1  
Fri 4 Jun, 2004 07:51 pm
Stuck without my keys!
They're right there in my locked car.
And now it's raining!
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