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Neverending Haiku chain

 
 
Francis
 
  1  
Mon 21 Mar, 2011 09:22 am
@firefly,
On a second try

Perhaps my fortune would be better

Ain't gonna happen.
Rockhead
 
  1  
Mon 21 Mar, 2011 10:20 am
@Francis,
ain't gonna happen
keep poking me with a stick
I'll hand you your ear.
firefly
 
  2  
Mon 21 Mar, 2011 12:00 pm
@Rockhead,
"I'll hand you your ear"
Said Vincent Van Gogh's brother,
And he did just that

Dutchy
 
  1  
Mon 21 Mar, 2011 03:15 pm
@firefly,
And he did just that.
Would an idiot do that,
it's nauseating.
firefly
 
  1  
Wed 23 Mar, 2011 12:57 pm
@Dutchy,
It's nauseating
Watching gory horror films,
Though some folks love them
ossobuco
 
  2  
Wed 23 Mar, 2011 03:01 pm
@firefly,
Though some folks love them,
I simply can't stand to eat
raw sea urchin now.
Dutchy
 
  1  
Wed 23 Mar, 2011 04:34 pm
@ossobuco,
raw sea urchin now.
Time to try Dutch salted herring,
you won't regret it.
ragnel
 
  1  
Thu 24 Mar, 2011 07:54 am
@Dutchy,
You won't regret it,
I promise you on my life.
Pay me in advance!
firefly
 
  2  
Thu 24 Mar, 2011 11:00 am
@ragnel,
"Pay me in advance!"
Said the high-priced sex worker,
"And I don't take checks!"
Dutchy
 
  1  
Thu 24 Mar, 2011 11:14 pm
@firefly,
"And I don't take checks!"
Nookies are a bleak affair,
now that is funny.
firefly
 
  2  
Fri 25 Mar, 2011 08:55 pm
@Dutchy,
Now that is funny,
And I needed a good laugh.
Know any more jokes?
Dutchy
 
  2  
Mon 28 Mar, 2011 02:47 am
@firefly,
Know any more jokes?
What's got four legs and an arm?
A happy pit bull terrier .
iamsam82
 
  1  
Tue 29 Mar, 2011 03:15 pm
@Dutchy,
"A happy pit bull terrier"
Is seven syllables, Dutch.
Not like you to err!
firefly
 
  1  
Tue 29 Mar, 2011 04:00 pm
@iamsam82,
Not like you to err,
Just proves nobody's perfect,
Although you come close
ossobuco
 
  2  
Tue 29 Mar, 2011 04:54 pm
@firefly,
Although you come close,
you have failed to make the best
popovers ever.
Dutchy
 
  1  
Tue 29 Mar, 2011 05:54 pm
@ossobuco,
Popovers ever.
It's not possible to talk,
not yet anyway.
firefly
 
  2  
Tue 29 Mar, 2011 11:02 pm
@Dutchy,
Not yet anyway,
I'm not ready for tattoos.
Or piercings either
Dutchy
 
  1  
Wed 30 Mar, 2011 01:55 am
@firefly,
Or piercing either.
Beautiful woman you are,
if it's you I see.
ragnel
 
  1  
Wed 30 Mar, 2011 06:54 am
@Dutchy,
If it's you I see
When I open my front door
Then I am happy.
firefly
 
  2  
Wed 30 Mar, 2011 11:01 am
@ragnel,
Then I am happy
And content with what I have.
I count my blessings
 

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