Keeps me very fit:
Hold in my gut by use of
Three yards of duct tape
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Tai Chi
1
Wed 28 May, 2008 07:59 am
Three yards of duct tape
might enable me to hold
myself together.
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Dutchy
1
Wed 28 May, 2008 03:09 pm
myself together,
now there is a challenge,
here's a toast to you.
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Equus
1
Wed 28 May, 2008 09:32 pm
Here's a toast to you
For writing a great haiku:
Whoop de whoop de doo
[no disrespect intended]
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The Pen is
1
Thu 29 May, 2008 11:28 am
Whoop de whoop de doo
Is the call of the turtle
In the apple tree.
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Phoxxe
1
Thu 29 May, 2008 11:58 am
"turtle in the apple tree"
I love it! Like the turtle on the fence post; he doesn't belong there, he doesn't look comfortable, and you know he didn't get there on his own!
In the apple tree
rustling quietly up high;
Look, is Eve nearby?
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Dutchy
1
Fri 30 May, 2008 03:42 am
Look, is Eve nearby?
What if she is my dear girl,
do I send her back?
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Equus
1
Fri 30 May, 2008 07:32 am
Do I send her back?
I had ordered a trumpet;
Got strumpet instead
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McTag
1
Fri 30 May, 2008 11:28 pm
Got strumpet instead
I sent out for a pizza
How did that happen?
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Dutchy
1
Sat 31 May, 2008 12:27 am
How did that happen.
Boy named Sue sang Johnny Cash,
weirdest song I've heard.
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Equus
1
Sat 31 May, 2008 07:26 am
Weirdest song I've heard:
"... Coming to Take Me Away"
Side B, played backwards
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firefly
1
Sun 1 Jun, 2008 07:57 am
Side B, played backwards
Sends out a secret message
To those in the know
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Equus
1
Sun 1 Jun, 2008 09:50 am
To those in the know,
Secret password is "swordfish"
Don't say I told you.
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Dutchy
1
Sun 1 Jun, 2008 09:36 pm
Don't say I told you.
Secret is out, be alert,
Someone could sneak in.
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Equus
1
Sun 1 Jun, 2008 09:39 pm
Someone could sneak in
That's why I laid those land mines
Must watch my step (oops!)
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Dutchy
1
Sun 1 Jun, 2008 09:43 pm
Must watch my step (oops!)
So as not to offend you,
my tongue is quick.
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McTag
1
Mon 2 Jun, 2008 12:46 am
My tongue is quick-ish
I am a big anteater
I love those termites
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Dutchy
1
Mon 2 Jun, 2008 05:19 am
I love those termites.
My taste is more exquisite,
rum steak is my choice.
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Equus
1
Mon 2 Jun, 2008 01:53 pm
Rum steak is my choice
But all I can afford is
Cheeseburger and fries
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McTag
1
Mon 2 Jun, 2008 03:36 pm
Cheeseburger and fries?
Sounds like sweet music to me-
May I join you, friend?
