To cook the breakfast
Please don't use an open fire
We're on the tenth floor
We're on the tenth floor.
It used to be the twelfth floor
Before the gas leak.
Before the gas leak
I thought that smell was you - eww!
Now my hair's on fire!
Now my hair's on fire!
I told you we needed sticks
To toast marshmallows.
To toast marshmallows
without burning takes patience.
Watch and learn, my son.
Watch and learn, my son.
Didn't know you were my mother,
Why didn't you tell me.
Didn't you tell me
I was found in a basket
On the chapel steps?
On the chapel steps
Wheelchair access was tricky
Old-fashioned design
Old-fashioned design
My robot has antennae
No satellite dish
No satellite dish?
How perfectly archaic!
Rabbit ears are used?
Rabbit ears are used
To polish boots in China
They tell me it works.
They tell me it works
Much better if you plug it
In the wall socket.
In the wall socket
live the electric people
That run my toaster
That run my toaster,
do it? That electrical
juice from the wall, huh?
Juice from the wall, huh?
Which watermelon you threw?
Clean it off! Right now!
lezzles wrote:Juice from the wall, huh?
Which watermelon you threw?
Clean it off! Right now!
clean it off right now
left we'll froward machismo
into the valet
into the valet.
Casino has that service,
costs twenty dollar.
Costs twenty dollar
For me to just not holler.
The holler extra!
(ah, an oldie, but a goodie...)
The holler extra:
FRANCISCO FRANCO STILL DEAD!!!!
Was that loud enough?
Was that loud enough
To drown out the sound of him
Gargling in his throat?
