Awesome platform shoes
Were a great fashion idea
For shorter people.
For shorter people
We should have store shelves lower
Stilts not an option
Stilts not an option,
Another way to get high:
an elevator.
An elevator
should reach to the topmost floor,
unless it's a trick.
Unless it's a trick
Question, people insist on
Asking how I feel.
Asking how I feel
is a courtesy no doubt
You should say thank you
You should say thank you
When your granny gives you milk
And a banana.
"...and a banana"
Said monkey at Burger King
Finishing order
Finishing order
Heaven help me I'm starving
Can you help poor me?
Can you help pour me
A drink? If you hold the glass,
I'll tilt the bottle!
I'll tilt the bottle
Extraordinary host
Thank you very much.
Thank you very much
For voting me best actress.
I love my oscar!
I love my oscar
You are a good performer
I envy your skill.
I envy your skill,
Twisting every zephyr,
To the wind's wild snow.
To the Wind's Wild Snow,
from the top of the mountain
Jingle all the way.
Jingle all the way
Santa's been lost in the woods
For these past eight months
For these past eight months
Summer has been all around us
Have you all been good.
Have you all been? Good!
Now go and jump in the car
We are running late!
We are running late
So do not tarry. We can
Get there by nighfall
Get there by nighfall
Jump in my sleigh
Up, Up and Away
