Arthur Dent was late,
But not as late as all the
Residents of Earth.
Residents of Earth,
consider this eviction
urban renewal.
Urban renewal
Started with the destruction
Of the city hall.
Of the City Hall
Let us speak. It is a real
Monstrosity, Gothic.
Monstrosity, Gothic.
Please see the card catalog
for the location.
For the location
Of my next house, I require
Riverside and trees.
Riverside and trees
But beware of the flood plain
It can get soggy
It can get soggy,
Your crispy toasted teacake,
Dunked in your lapsang.
Dunked in your lapsang
Your gold necklace turned greenish
Now what can that mean?
What does that mean?
You're asking me, my fellow?
Who will ever know?
Who will ever know?
If I cover all my tracks
And lie through my teeth
And lie through my teeth,
Swearing I'll be true to you
Forever, darling.
Forever, Darling
Whispered by the lounge lizard
Means 'til I'm sober
Means till I'm sober
And have my head screwed on with
Sensible notions.
Sensible notions
Sensible shoes and plain dress
Yet she stole his heart
Yet she stole his heart
The mortuary trusty
What a big let-down
What a big letdown,
Finding a rat has made off
With your breakfast roll.
With your breakfast roll
Warm and buttered on both sides
You're sitting pretty.
You're sitting pretty
Close to the cliff edge, aren't you?
Move back a bit, do!
Move back a bit, do
Not breathe your garlicky breath
At me any more.
