She will hit the roof
when she finds out. Wait! See
her rampage and roar.
Her rampage and roar
Deafens me and makes me weak
Niagra is queen!
Niagra is queen
Of something, but Viagra
Is King of the Old.
Is King of the Old
West Jesse James? Maybe it's
Time to take a vote
Time to take a vote
On our next Prime Minister.
Keep Gordon Brown out!
Keep Gordon Brown out
Of my way! He is simply
A bleeding nuisance!
A bleeding nuisance
Pinocchio's nose. He's just
Hit it on the door
Hit it on the door
Said Rosa crossly as Pete
Lost his erection.
Lost his erection,
Did Fred, when he heard the girls
Mention castration.
Mention castration
Will likely make most men wince,
Clutching their privates.
Clutching their privates,
Holding them like human shields,
Generals retreat.
Generals retreat
To the warroom for soothing
Brandy and cigars
Brandy and cigars -
Were they the death of older
Generations? No!
Generations? No
One seems to agree on how
Many years they are.
Many years, they are
Fleeting as you're aging, and
One's like another.
One's like another
Yes, that's a man's perspective
Of all our black shoes
Of all our black shoes,
Why did you have to throw out
the ones that fit me?
The ones that fit me
Are soft, voluptuous and
Cling to the body.
"Cling to the body
As if your life depended"
Said the tango ace
Said the tango ace
To the samba duo "Let's
Have a fun threesome".
