How could one say "No"
To a door-to-door salesman?
Slam door on his foot.
Slam door on his foot
Drop a ton-weight on his head
And then say sorry.
And then say sorry.
Don't think he'll ever come back
Once he's recovered.
Once he's recovered
from his bad situation,
he'll post here again.
He'll post here again
When he thinks we're not looking.
Get ready to pounce!
Get ready to pounce
All you leopards and tigers--
Roy Horn is tasty.
Will he dine again
With fine wines, white napery
And Waterford glass?
And Waterford glass
Is so easily broken.
What´s wrong with plastic?
What´s wrong with plastic?
It isn´t biodegrad-
Able, that´s what´s wrong.
Yay! A Clary sighting! :wink:
She found a computer in
her rural travels.
Her rural travels
Took her far away from us.
Best behaviour, folks!
Best behaviour. Folks
differ on what that might mean.
Agreement may fail.
Agreement may fail
Always have a backup plan
Waiting in the vault
Waiting in the vault-
(Closed the door on me again)
Running...out...of...air...!
Running...out...of...air...!
I simply thought to myself
Is this happening?
Is this happening
To such wonderful people?
Quick! Open the door!
Quick! Open the door!
So you can put out the cat
And bring in the dog
(with acknowledgements to Messrs Lieber and Stoller)
And bring in the dog
while you're at it, please. It looks
like stormy weather.
