I need cheering up
Perhaps I will go shopping
And splurge on myself
And splurge on myself
Perfumes of Arabia
Make me smell divine
Make me smell divine
For I am going to die
Life is my desire
Life is my desire,
And the longer, the better
Don't miss anything!
Don't miss anything
I'm only going to
say it once - LISTEN!
Say it once. Listen
to the squawks! You've set a cat
Among the pigeons!
Among the pigeons
There is one who has been called
Little turtle dove
Little turtle dove
Looks so peaceful, but attacks
With ferocity.
With ferocity
She guards her little children
Like a true she-wolf
Like a true she-wolf
Dances the light fantastic
With Kevin Costner
With Kevin Costner
I would never like to dance.
I'd prefer the wolf!
I'd prefer the wolf
Not to have eaten grandma
So would Riding Hood
So would Riding Hood
walk, her basket on her arm,
Pursued by the wolf.
Pursued by the wolf
And running like the clappers
She fell down a hole
She feel down a hole,
Poor Alice in Wonderland,
But popped right back up
But popped right back up
Thus necessitating an
Anti-virus scan.
Anti-virus scan
Doesn't catch all viruses
Hard drive is erased.
Hard drive is erased
And my data is kaput
Is it Alzheimer's?
Is it Alzheimer's
Turn to get the next round in?
I'm spitting feathers!
I'm spitting feathers
Because it's snowing outside
I hate to shovel
