Nobody noticed?
Oh what a shame
Let's repeat it.
Let us repeat it
til it is believable.
Repetition helps.
Repetition helps,
Most of us can learn from it
And we move onward.
And we move onward
Singing, dancing all the while,
Until we drop dead.
Until we drop dead
And push up white daisies
Or yellow dandelions.
Until we drop dead
We are ignoring extra
Syllables, Mathos.
Syllables, Mathos!
The second line has seven
The last line has five
The last line has five.
But that should not stop us from
having lots of fun.
Having lots of fun,
With or without Michael, your
Friend, lezzles, it seems.
Friend? Lezzles, it seems
You are associated
With Michael (Who he?)
With Michael (Who he?)
Perhaps he's the window cleaner
Or simply Clary's milkman.
With Michael, who he
runs from in abject terror,
I am always safe.
I am always safe
When I wear my shining shirt
Made of cloth of gold
Made of cloth of gold
The shining folds encompassed
His noble belly.
His noble belly
Swells as he ingests roast beef
And Yorkshire pudding.
And Yorkshire pudding
Darren Gough the cricketer
Has hidden talents
Has hidden talents,
That McTag. He can tell two
Naval boats apart.
Naval boats apart,
Something should be done about
Spanish fishermen.
Spanish fishermen
Come and take our Brixham fish,
It is not cricket.
It is not cricket
To cheat on your income tax
Besides, you'll get caught
