This is a posh place.
But I dropped a whole handful
Of mashed potatoes.
Of mashed potatoes,
turkey, gravy and cornbread
stuffing, I do dream.
Stuffing, I do dream,
will be just perfect this year -
Pecans, apricots.
Pecans, apricots
I'd love to stuff them up the
asses of all the stupid motherf*cking unorganized idiotic dipshits who are the reason I'm stuck here working at 3:30 in the goddammed morning!
Oops, I may have put
too many syllables in
that last line...sorry
That last line, sorry
as it was, expressed feelings
held deeply today.
Held deeply today
Are wishes that all your dreams
Will soon be fulfilled.
Will soon-to-be-fulfilled
Promises turn to ashes
And vows be worthless?
And vows be worthless?
The day we expressed our love
was the day it died.
Was the day it died
the worst day that turtle had,
or just the slowest?
Or just the slowest!
You post your clever answer
And you're pipped again
And you're pipped again,
Like a ripe red apple on
A leafy bough, right?
A leafy bough, right?
All these crawlies on my back
That's where I got them!
That's were I got them!
Lying in sweet fresh clover
She insisted in driving.
She insisted on driving
Not only Husband but whole
Family to drink.
Family to drink
together, makes a nice change.
Glad we bought the pub!
Glad we bought the pub
With the wood fire and old beams.
It is so cosy!
It is so cosy
To be warm and safe and well
What else could one want?
What else could one want?
Perhaps a million-dollar
Yacht with handsome crew?
Yacht with a handsome crew
lost in Bermuda
victims of the Triangle
