Chili prawns and rice
Have an important moral:
Act first, pay later.
Act first, pay later.
First act has a cliffhanger
Boffo Boxoffice
Boffo Box Office,
Bumble Bee Boogie, groovin'
with the mighty mouse.
with the mighty mouse
I serf the computer net
finding ample facts.
finding ample facts
my head explodes with knowledge
I know nothing, now
I know nothing now
Once upon a time I did
Foolishness of youth
Foolishness of youth
believing in fairy tales
learning too late, truth.
Learning too late, truth,
Leaves us dreaming of sugar
cookie houses, now.
Cookie houses, now!
Gingerbread and marzipan!
Get yours now, my friend.
Get yours now, my friend.
And lots of it, before I
notice it's missing.
Notice it's missing,
That kiss on parting, that smile?
What is he up to?
What is he up to?
Does he ponder as he walks?
Puddles and raindrops.
Puddles and raindrops
Abound in wintry England.
Give me the warm south!
Give me the warm south,
with melting ice cubes in tall
drinks with umbrellas.
Drinks with umbrellas.
Sun, surf and childrens laughter.
Moments of sheer bliss
Moments of sheer bliss
Uninterrupted napping
Children are away
Children are away
Parents are playing twister
Maybe they're sleeping
Maybve they're sleeping
Those huge stone lions at the
Entrance to the bank.
Entrance to the bank
Where I stand with knees shaking.
Must ask for a loan.
Must ask for a loan.
I cannot pay for the yacht
Nor the Mercedes.
