This nonsense about
Bush and Karl Rove is boring -
Although not for them.
Although not for them,
fun is for the others while
the caught wait penance.
The caught wait penance;
the clumsy await parsnips.
Each to his own fate..
Each to his own fate -
The princess marrying the
Down-and-out junkie.
Down-and-out junkie
of junkfood pastries, Ho-ho's,
Twinkies, his delight.
Twinkies, his delight,
Do they sell them at night
Or give em away?
Or give em away -
those worthless, lowdown children
just not worth a lick!
just not worth a lick!
that lolly on a wooden stick
I'll have a burger.
I'll have a burger,
and maybe some fries. How 'bout
a Diet Coke too!
a Diet Coke too?
That's no good for you
Drink Perier water
Perrier water!
I am drinking some as we
speak on Able2Know...
Speak on Able2Know
on subjects of interest
to most one and all.
to most one and all
the holidays are joyous
but not for old Scrooge
But not for old Scrooge
The brimming glass, the cheery
Chatter of friendship.
Chatter of friendship,
The music of champagne flutes --
My! What a party!
My! What a Party!
Comrades Lenin and Trotsky
Toast the new regime
Toast the new regime
No more white bread or soft rolls.
I need marmalade.
I need marmalade
On my bunions and coffee
To wash my elbows.
To wash my elbows
I use sliced halves of lemon.
Coffee? Are you sure?
Coffee? Are you sure?
Wouldn't you rather have tea?
Or me? oh, pick meeeeee!
