Snail, poor wretched things,
so slow and slimy. How they
get anything done?
Get anything done!
Don't just sit there and dither!
Don't procrastinate!
Don't procrastinate.
Tell those you love now don't wait.
Show 'em and tell 'em.
Show 'em and tell 'em
That the necklace was stolen
Before half past one!
Before half past one
I want your chores done. Now go
before you're grounded!
Before you're grounded
You have an hour to go down
The alley and score.
The alley and score:
My average is quite poor
Still just "54"
Still just "54" ?
You look quite well for your age!
Just what do you do?
Just what do you do
When the hairdresser has cut
Too much off one side?
Too much off one side
You'll have to move an ear
Make it balance.
Too much off one side,
makes me wonder at your plans,
unlike your haiku.
<good work, clary>
unlike your haiku
we may still like you, and yours,
if you send money.
If you send money,
I'll take off my clothes, and send
you binoculars.
You! binoculars
only zone in on pimples
or nasal hairs in situ...
Or nasal hairs in situ
Warm up the cold morning air.
They give some comfort.
They give some comfort
Clary's psychedelic mysterious avatar's
I enjoy with techno.
I enjoy with techno
music a sip of ars'nic!
Hey dude, what's your sign?...
Hey, dude, what's your sign?
Middle finger raised, perhaps?
Or Aquarius?
Or Aquarius,
Known as the water-bearer--
She's fetching for whom?
