And the chardonnay
was too sweet, was it not? what
about a fume?
About a fumé -
I do prefer a Pouilly
But it's expensive.
But it's expensive?
Peanut's are cheap, if it's
monkey's you want.
Monkey's you want,
Monkey's glands, to reinstate
Your virility.
Your virility
in question? Have you tried a
blue pill - Viagra?
blue pill - Viagara?
Sure hope I never need it
Aspirin will do
Aspirin will do
because I have a headache.
Not tonight, honey.
Not tonight, honey
A statement heard too often
Take an aspirin
Take an aspirin!
I just asked you for one, you
moron! Good <&*bleep%#$!> night!
Moron! Good ******* night!
And the nurse wandered off down
The white corridor.
The white corridor
was so brilliantly bright. I
remember it so...
Remember it so
Vividly, the schoolyard and
The frowning teacher.
The frowning teacher
was always a good sign that
you were in trouble!
You were in trouble
From the moment you took the
Goblet of champagne.
Goblet of champagne
for me? How kind! I'll drink to
you for doing so!
You, for doing so
very well in the naming
of pies, win a cake!
Of pies, win. A cake
By any other name would
Put on lots of weight.
Put on lots of weight
And just can't zip those old jeans
Wiggle, wiggle, sigh...
Wiggle, wiggle! Sigh
As you dance, inhale the good
And exhale the bad.
And exhale the bad
karma as you practice your
yoga routine now.
