Crew played their music
Bagpiping while Titanic
Sank into the deep.
Sank into the deep
pit of depression, he did.
Someone, help him out!
Someone help him out
Of the raspberry fondue
His tie will be stained
His tie will be stained
But she won't even notice
Entranced by his eyes
Entranced by his eyes
She tottered backwards out of
The green dining room.
The green dining room
seemed to sway in the evening
light, curtains moving.
Light ... curtains moving ...
The play's about to begin!
Now, on with the show!
Now, on with the show,
Don't hang about, there's too much
To do, get going!
To do? Get going!
Not to do? Just sit and think...
Chance may pass you by
Chance may pass you by
'Being There' won't be enough
You'll just have to watch.
you'll just have to watch,
the passes and the fumbles-
hours lost to football.
Hours lost to football
May be gains for deep discourse,
Healthy exercise.
Healthy exercise
Performed with no joy at all
Not at all healthy
Not at all healthy -
Processed carbohydrates
And too much worry.
And too much worry
is very bad for the soul.
Be glad. Don't worry!
Be glad, don't worry
About the growing debt, the
Dwindling bank account.
Dwindling bank account
Makes vacations unlikely
Time to curb spending
Time to curb spending
When you are in the grave and
Well and truly dead.
Well and truly dead,
is what of the witch is said.
Long live Dorothy!
(Clary, where did you go?!)
Long live Dorothy
And her twinkling bright red shoes
Shall we go to Oz?
