Lies to drive us home:
"Sorry, I'm washing my hair"
Women won't date me.
Women won't date me.
Elevator chat-up lines.
I follow them home.
(not really!)
I follow them home.
Imagine their shocked surprise
When they see my face.
When they see my face
They struggle to remain calm
Pandemonium!
Pandemonium!
Reigning as never before-
Like kings on their thrones.
Like kings on their thrones
The nesting ospreys look down
From their lofty perch
From their lofty perch
as if floating among clouds
their views are enhanced.
Their views are enhanced
By the night vision goggles
Creepy, peepy toms
Creepy, peepy toms
breathing raggedly under
the dark cloak of night.
Oh, and thanks for the compliment a while back Aidan. :wink:
The dark cloak of night
enveloping stars shiny and bright
Will it be tonight?
The dark cloak of night
Like a black, velvet blanket
Covers all our sins.
You're welcome Shazzer.
Covers all our sins
with a blanket of white snow.
We see them no more.
We see them no more.
Nor hear, nor smell, nor taste them.
They have disappeared.
They have disappeared,
those little green men. I thought
I was gone crazy!
I was gone crazy
they told me the fight was lost
demons freed within
demons freed within
What would our dark side reveal,?
Would you let it be?
Would you let it be?
Is it me you're talking to?
Do I have a choice?
Do I have a choice?
to be or not to be, what
would you rather choose?
Would you rather choose
where we go to dinner? It
makes no diff' to me.
Lies to drive us home
one more time again, the drive
home when all lurch south.