To preserve our minds
We need some stimulation
Not formaldehyde
Not formaldehyde!
I draw the line at that; I
Want watercress soup.
Want watercress soup?
Delightfully refreshing
On a summer day
On a summer day,
Let me drift down the river
On a felucca.
On a felluca it is
No salt, pepper, vinegar or red sauce
Plain and simple
It's plain and simple
Either you do your homework
Or you'll be grounded.
Or you'll be grounded,
Sitting in the attic of
The prison, crying.
The prison, crying?
Is that the outcome Diane?
I'm not going.
I'm not going far.
I'll simply repair to the
den and see the cubs.
Den and see the cubs -
Den I'll see my frien' Osso,
De cutest corgi.
De cutest corgi
in all de world, he sure is!
Has the best eyes too!
Has the best eyes too?
Are they really
Better than Lady Di's blue diamonds?
Mathos, a math(o)s lesson seems necessary: the syllables go 5, 7, 5
Lady Di's di'monds
Sparkled more than her eyes, I
Have no doubt. Like mine.
Have no doubt! Like mine,
her diamonds glittered with a
cast of yellow sparks.
Cast of yellow sparks
In the latest kung-fu film
Jackie Chan tells me.
Jackie Chan tells me
he wants to market a new
kung fu sparkler game.
Kung fu sparkler game?
Not with David Carradine surely?
Is he still acting?
Nearly got it, Mathos. Just leave out 'surely'.
Is he still acting
The fool in Brighton, where he
Lives with his lover?
Lives with his lover!
Who told you that Clary?
It's sometimes true.
It is sometimes true (5!)
that the lover stays around;
sometimes it is not.
