The bitch inside me
comes out once a month or more
if she's provoked 'nuff!
If she's provoked 'nuff,
your smirk she'll certainly snuff,
in very plain terms.
In very plain terms
I just cannot stand your face
Would you please just leave
Would you please just leave
your name and number because
he's not here right now.
he's not here right now
I've put him back in the lamp
The little rascal.
The little rascal
Just ate a box of cookies
Polished them all off
Polished them all off
sweet sugar melting across
my lips and warm tongue.
my lips and warm tongue
Are messengers from my heart
To my sweet darling.
To my sweet darling
One cannot become soulmates
"Til you know one's heart.
Til you know one's heart
You may keep your own hidden
Slowly gaining trust
Slowly gaining trust
The shy robin hopped closer
To the outstretched palm.
To the outstretched palm
The seer peered curiously,
"I see long life line..."
"I see long life line!!"
exclaimed the aspiring witch
during her exams
During her exams
She had a panic attack,
And wrote down nothing.
And wrote down nothing
I have typed everything to be said
On the screen
Be said on the screen
All your advertising needs -
Not your private life.
Not your private life
Nay, only your cyber life
This can be shared
This can be shared,
This lovely little bundle.
Come on!Don't be coy!!
Come on, don't be coy
I know you want to date me
Let's go have dinner
Let's go have dinner.
And then a liqueur or two.
Let the love feast start.
