I am homebaked bread,
warm and steamy, ready for
jams and jellies now.
jams and jellies now
topical ointments later
ooey, gooey mess!
jeepers, I hope I'm not a whitewashed ogre...lol
ooey, gooey mess!
marshmallow baked over fire
quick it's burning up
Quick, it's burning up!
Flames spread crowing heads, as
The earth is on fire.
The earth is on fire
The polar caps are melting
Beam me up to Mars
Beam me up to Mars:
There is no indifference there.
Cold or heat riots.
Cold or heat riots
Life in Chicago is hell
Let's move to a farm
Let's move to a farm
and commune with pigs and ducks.
We'll smoke corncob pipes.
We'll smoke corncob pipes
Fry up possum for supper
I'll call you Jethro
I'll call you Jethro,
you'll push me on the swing, and
we'll drink lemonade.
We'll drink lemonade
In the light of the sun, whilst
Tourists take photos.
Tourists take photos,
while locals walk past, not yet
marvelling at you.
marvelling at you
your gleeming smile lecherous!
beware good maidens!
Marvelling at you,
As months and years fleet by us.
Timeless in my mind.
Timeless in my mind,
your gap-toothed grin, freckled face
and long titian braids.
And long titian braids
hanging over her shoulders
she's adorable
She's adorable:
She doesn't spit in public;
She wears a corset
She wears a corset
Over her generous curves,
With fishnet stockings
With fishnet stockings,
and girly girl curves, she winks
at men, and breaks hearts.
At men, and breaks hearts
At women, breaks promises
At a loss, she cries