Roam the waterways
On a rusty old Dutch barge
Pockets are empty
Pockets are empty
On the old billiard table.
Dust covers the green.
Dust covers the green
Coloured balls are everywhere
None in the pockets
None in the pockets
my dusty greens were spent on
Chateau and a barge
Chateau and a barge
Extravagance to the max
Pockets are empty
pockets are empty
when laundry is to be done
unless you like fluff
Unless you like fluff
Do not eat angel food cake
Always chocolate!
Always chocolate
Never white or marble cake
With lots of icing
with lots of frosting
and some candy confetti
pass me those cupcakes
pass me those cupcakes
no not white the chocolate ones
dang the calories
Dang the calories
Full speed ahead! Fire when
Ready, griddlecake
Ready, griddlecake
Ready, sausage and bacon
Get ready, lets eat
Get ready, lets eat
all the meatballs and peas
brown earths and green moons
Brown earths and green moons
One world ends 'nother begins
terraform the moon.
(Nice, LK!)
Terraform the moon
domesticate the sun's rays
and yet, love eludes.
And yet, love eludes
Ever close, but insecure
At sixty, it came.
At sixty, it came
Mid-life crisis has arrived
Not to worry dear
Not to worry dear
You look great in anything
But wear something else
But wear something else
What you have on is pretty
Just not what I like.
Just not what I like
I like frilly, silly things
But, with you in them
