second husband first
but still think single is best
more covers in bed.
More covers in bed
Are good in the cold winter,
Too hot in summer.
Too hot in summer,
Jezebel shed her silk robes,
Appearing naked.
Appearing naked
I did a dance for Edgar
The mean bastard laughed
The mean bastard laughed.
but i laughed all the harder.
Shot him in the head.
Shot him in the head,
Stabbed him in the stomach, and
Left him there for dead.
Left him there for dead
The jury acquitted me
It was just desserts
It was just desserts
On that menu. Apple pie
with Devonshire cream.
with Devonshire cream
I covered my strawberries
Ummmmmmm very tasty!
With Devonshire cream
Fresh strawberries are luscious
Nectar of the gods
Nectar of the gods,
Ambrosia and manna.
Wonder how they taste?
Wonder how they taste?
Those prized hundred year old eggs
And crunchy crickets
And crunchy crickets
taste good covered in ganache
chocolate saves all.
Chocolate saves all
From the depths of true despair
Hug a Godiva!
Hug a Godiva!
Who cares if she is naked
grab a big handful!
Grab a big handful
Of nuts and raisins, and head
Out into the snow.
Out! Into the snow
the dogs run, spinning with joy,
tunneling under.
Tunneling under
Warm blankets of soft cotton
Warm am I at last
Warm am I at last
With love and warmth I can sleep
Snuggled safe in bed.
Warm am I at last
bunny slippers and long johns
a cup of hot tea.
