Pig gone to market
The cow jumped over the moon
Rhymes and riddles rule
Rhymes and riddles rule
Alliteration as a
Style says scads of stuff
Style says scads of stuff;
(Julia Styles, I should say-
Upcoming actress)
Upcoming actress
upped the down staircase one day
to stepdance once more.
To stepdance once more
To a lilting Irish tune
And down some Guinness
And down some Guinness
That toasted, dark, bitter brew
I'll take Shiner Bock.
He'll take a Shiner Bock,
he'll sip an Anchor Steam, but,
me, a Red Tail Ale.
<and thank you, that's really good, and so is Downtown Brown...>
Me, a Red Tail Ale
Will suit just fine, but my wife
Loves Dr Pepper
Loves Dr. Pepper?
No, Cherry Lemon Sun-Drop
Will suit me better
Will suit me better?
I prefer a suite, my sweet!
A suite at the Ritz?
<well, actually, maybe the Daniele>
A suite at the Ritz
Some champagne and caviar
For a night of love
For a night of love
Why not choose the Bates Motel?
Norman will greet you.
Norman will greet you.
Oklahoma is noted
for the friendly folks.
For the friendly folks
I extend my hand; for the
Rude, it's my finger.
(Sorry for even suggesting to McG that he look at the Trivia forum, ehBeth. I forget that jerks will simply continue to be jerks.)
(Also, for the above consider yourself in the first category and McG in the second.)
Rude? It's my finger
with a dinosaur bandage.
Let's shake and make up.
Let's shake and make up
The comedians do it
With their whole bodies.
With their whole bodies,
the dogs wriggle and vibrate.
They see you coming.
They see you coming
And run indoors, giggling in
An insane manner.
An insane manner
Always helps to liven up
Dull business meetings
Dull business meetings
always etch away my ring
of composure held.