...reality calls
And I awake from my dream
Life is more mundane
Life is more mundane
Than a box of cereal
"Hey, Mikey- try this!"
"Hey, Mikey- try this!"
But I'm not a guinea pig
Try it on yourself!
Try it on yourself!
You shine in gold lame' pants.
I just look fatter.
I just look fatter
When I look in the mirror
Got to stop snacking
Got to stop snacking
hibernating is passe
fatten up? No need!
Fatten up? No need!
I just sit comfortably
in my big sweat pants.
<hahaha>
In my big sweatpants
a small pair of jogging shorts
Itches to come out
<Sorry - an awkward leave>
Itches to come out
feelings of rage and anger
subpressed by frito's.
Subpressed by frito's,
Impressed by beef Wellington,
Depressed by cabbage.
Depressed by cabbage.
Really loathe brussel sprouts
without velveeta!
Without velveeta
All brassicas are the pits.
I prefer spinach.
I prefer spinach
fresh, crisp with bacon bits.
Smothered in dressing.
smothered in dressing
cooked in yummy mushroom sauce
...are you hungry yet?
Are you hungry yet?
Constantly, I fantasize
About succulent meals.
About succulent meals
Prepared just for my delight
Is heaven to me
About Succulent meals
i dream every night and day
Oh how i love them
(oops Clary, it looks like you got a syllable more in you last line.. but that's okey with me, i mean, everybody makes mistakes right?)
Oh how I love them
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Penguins are like that
Penguins are like that
Like small men in tuxedos
Dapper and jaunty
Dapper and jaunty
Small men in tuxedos like
To meet tall women
