Too few can muster
Passion when they read Shakespeare;
They can't understand.
They can't understand
Iambic pentameter
Who talks like that now?
Who talks like that now?
"Who would these fardles bear?" Huh?
What language is that?
What language is that
A qui on écoute? I think
It's Parisian.
It's Parisian
To love fine food and good wine,
Pleasures of dining
Pleasures of dining
Never do await you in
Kazakh restaurants.
Kazakh restaurants:
Almaty god, it's good food!
At least I've been told
At least I've been told
Goodness is it's own reward
Do you think that's true?
Do you think that's true
When The time is running fast
like the speed of Light?
Like the speed of Light?
I run far slower than that
Even with my winged shoes
Even with my shoes
It's embarrassing to play
Strip Texas hold'em
Strip? Texas hold-em
has sure changed since I was young.
Gentler times. More clothes.
Gentler times. More clothes.
Better now than caveman days.
I like my comforts
I like my comforts
to be richly simplistic:
plain dark chocolate
Plain dark chocolate
They say is good for the heart,
And I'll swear to that!
And i'll swear to that
that it would be kept secret
now and forever
Now and forever,
Most folks say when they marry.
But half will divorce
but half will divorce
what of multiple spouses?
J-Lo skews the curve.
J-Lo skews the curve,
J-Lo skews a lot of curves.
She's quite curvaceous
She's quite curvaceous
But Marilyn Monroe she's not
Sing Happy Birthday!
