Like Daytime TV,
Sulphuric acid rots heads.
Don't tip it on you.
Don't tip it on you
That hot coffee will burn hands
Iced tea is safer
Iced tea is safer
To throw from big, tall, buildings
If you are crazy
If you are crazy
You do not care what you throw,
Even canned lager.
Even canned lager
Fits into Shakespeare's words:
'... Presently a beast.'
Presently a beast...
But in the not-too-far past?
Just a pussycat
Just a pussycat
But that tiger gets riled up
If you call him cute
If you call him cute,
He'll turn a shade of bright pink,
That mass-murderer.
That mass murderer
Is eyeing you up, Sharon.
Do you fancy him?
Do you fancy him?
I find him dense and witless
Like a cabbage head
Like a cabbage head,
That dog is light green, and round.
Maybe it needs help.
Maybe it needs help,
The four-foot cobra in the
Drainpipe over there.
Drainpipe over there
Looks about to burst open
Like my full bladder
Like your full bladder?
Order another one now
From Bladders Online.
From Bladders Online
I ordered some new organs
In flashy colors
In flashy colors,
Dragonflies and butterflies
Pass the waterfall
Pass the waterfall
Continue to the small bridge
Pause, be enchanted
Pause, be enchanted
Captivated by a view
Of dancing children.
Of dancing children
Underneath starry night skies
The moon thinks and smiles
The moon thinks and smiles
while waltzing through the clouds on
a journey through night
