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Wherever you look, you're in the centre of a circle.
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Wed 18 May, 2022 09:25 pm
“We do not escape into philosophy, psychology, and art--we go there to restore our shattered selves into whole ones.”
― Anaïs Nin, In Favor of the Sensitive Man and Other Essays
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Thu 19 May, 2022 01:29 am
"The result is an absense of checks and balances in Russia, and the decision of one man to launch a wholly unjustified and brutal invasion of Iraq." George W Bush
“Is that a bulletproof vest? See, now that's so insulting. That's like saying I'm not smart enough to shoot you in the head."
Eddie DeChooch”
― Janet Evanovich, Seven Up
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Sat 21 May, 2022 06:56 am
"Forgive yourself for not knowing what you didn't know before you learned it."
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Mon 30 May, 2022 10:37 am
"Fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again."
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Mon 30 May, 2022 02:28 pm
"So why don't you do us all a favour and just **** right off. **** off to the farthest corner of **** off land and when you've fucked off as far as you can **** off keep going and **** off some more."
Roger Mellie.
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Tue 31 May, 2022 12:41 pm
“there have been so many times
i have seen a man wanting to weep
but
instead
beat his heart until it was unconscious.”
― Nayyirah Waheed
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Thu 2 Jun, 2022 09:58 am
#BLM 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
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Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
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edgarblythe
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Sun 5 Jun, 2022 07:25 am
Obsolete phrases category:
"Sound as a dollar."
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Tue 7 Jun, 2022 05:40 pm
I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything.
Steven Wright
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Thu 9 Jun, 2022 05:32 am
Disappointed_Birb🕊🏳️🌈🇺🇸🌱🌿🌵🌴🌳🍃
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Gas is expensive because the handful of companies who control the market make more money by charging more. It seems like it should more complicated, but it’s not.
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Sat 11 Jun, 2022 06:17 am
Man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much... the wheel, New York, wars, and so on, whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely the dolphins believed themselves to be more intelligent than man for precisely the same reasons.
~ Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
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Tue 14 Jun, 2022 07:44 am
“I'm not absolutely certain of my facts, but I rather fancy it's Shakespeare -- or, if not, it's some equally brainy lad -- who says that it's always just when a chappie is feeling particularly top-hole, and more than usually braced with things in general that Fate sneaks up behind him with a bit of lead piping.”
― P.G. Wodehouse, My Man Jeeves
Freddie's penchant for driving into the same tree on Blandings, a British sitcom adapted from Wodehouse stories.
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Fri 17 Jun, 2022 08:53 am
Tom Carter
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Jun 15
*Millions of people dying from COVID, losing their homes, unable to afford necessities*
Government: zzzzz
*Wages in danger of rising*
Government: "This cannot stand! Something must be done immediately, gentlemen! This is an emergency!"
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Sat 18 Jun, 2022 08:41 am
Ric Williams
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All this time you were worried about the government coming for your guns. Turns out they were only coming for your Social Security and Medicare.
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Tue 21 Jun, 2022 11:27 am
In the state of nature...all men are born equal, but they cannot continue in this equality. Society makes them lose it, and they recover it only by the protection of the law.
Charles de Montesquieu (1689 - 1755)