Your Quote of the Day

I know a fellow who gave up drinking, smoking and sex. He was the picture of health until the day he killed himself.

Milton Berle

Loving that one!

I don't have any plans to give up any one of those. My smoking is only cigars - the best Cuba has to offer. drink= cigars= sex+

Guns don't kill people, people who say 'Guns don't kill people,' kill people, with guns. Rob Delaney

Found this on a quote site. Don't blame me.

“Walk on with hope in your heart,
and you'll never walk alone”
― Shah Rukh Khan

“Conflict is the gadfly of thought. It stirs us to observation and memory. It instigates invention. It shocks us out of sheep-like passivity, and sets us at noting and contriving…conflict is a sine qua non of reflection and ingenuity.”
― John Dewey

"A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they're not so bad."
--Arnold H. Glasgow

It's a little odd that people who drives in on a 450SL to Wall Street to get advise from a guy who came to work in a bus/subway.

Milton Berle

Gotta be false, Ed. The USA are the masters of conflict and y'all remain steadfast in your "sheepness".

Oh god it's back. What odds it was another anti US rant?

What else could it have been, Wilso?

God forbid that he use a quote thread to...I don't know. Post a meaningful quote?

Wow, SRK supports Liverpool FC? Who knew!

“He must be very ignorant for he answers every question he is asked.”
― Voltaire

"Zanetto, lascia le donne, e studia la matematica !"
(Hey Johnny, you should forgot about women and study mathematics instead)
A Venetian courtesan to Jean-Jacques Rousseau, who was complaining about the imperfect shape of her left nipple.

Women who want to be equal to men have no ambition.

Milton Berle

A shortened version from Milton Berle.

From fifteen to twenty-one, women are like the continent of Africa. Part virgin, part explored. From twenty-one to thirty-five, they are like Asia - dark and mysterious.
From fifty on, women are like Antarctica - everybody knows about it, but nobody goes there.

"There is a child in every one of us who is still a trick-or-treater looking for a brightly lit front porch,"
-- Robert Brault

"Science fiction is no more written for scientists than ghost stories are written for ghosts."
--Brian Aldiss

. . . I know, Your Honor, that every atom of life in all this universe is bound up together. I know that a pebble cannot be thrown into the ocean without disturbing every drop of water in the sea. I know that every life is inextricably mixed and woven with every other life. I know that every influence, conscious and unconscious, acts and reacts on every living organism, and that no one can fix the blame. I know that all life is a series of infinite chances, which sometimes result one way and sometimes another. I have not the infinite wisdom that can fathom it, neither has any other human brain”
― Clarence Darrow, Attorney for the Damned: Clarence Darrow in the Courtroom