Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass!
Anon.
To Dutchy, sounds like something he'd say.
“The time is ripe for looking back over the day, the week, the year, and trying to figure out where we have come from and where we are going to, for sifting through the things we have done and the things we have left undone for a clue to who we are and who, for better or worse, we are becoming. But again and again we avoid the long thoughts….We cling to the present out of wariness of the past. And why not, after all? We get confused. We need such escape as we can find. But there is a deeper need yet, I think, and that is the need—not all the time, surely, but from time to time—to enter that still room within us all where the past lives on as a part of the present, where the dead are alive again, where we are most alive ourselves to turnings and to where our journeys have brought us. The name of the room is Remember—the room where with patience, with charity, with quietness of heart, we remember consciously to remember the lives we have lived.”
― Frederick Buechner
“The cheaper the crook, the gaudier the patter.”
― Dashiell Hammett, The Maltese Falcon
“Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.”
― Oscar Wilde
“Sarcasm is the last refuge of the imaginatively bankrupt.”
― Cassandra Clare
“It’s fascinating. You know all these words, and they’re all English, but when you string them together into sentences, they just don’t make any sense.”
― Cassandra Clare
“Nobody will ever deprive the American people of the right to vote except the American people themselves and the only way they could do this is by not voting.” –Franklin D. Roosevelt
Take care of your body. It’s the only place you have to live.
- Jim Rohn
People who laugh actually live longer than those who don’t laugh. Few persons realize that health actually varies according to the amount of laughter.
- James J. Walsh
“If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny.”
― Steven Wright
“Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of our passion, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.”
― John Adams
"Now, I believe that humans are designed to hurt."
Dee - (Indonesian author)
Truth is everybody is going to hurt you: you just gotta find the ones worth suffering for.
- Bob Marley
“Far more crucial than what we know or do not know is what we do not want to know.”
― Eric Hoffer
“Every man has his secret sorrows which the world knows not; and often times we call a man cold when he is only sad.”
― Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
“A mother is the truest friend we have, when trials heavy and sudden fall upon us; when adversity takes the place of prosperity; when friends desert us; when trouble thickens around us, still will she cling to us, and endeavor by her kind precepts and counsels to dissipate the clouds of darkness, and cause peace to return to our hearts.”
― Washington Irving
I was spoiled in a very strange way as a child, because everybody told me, from the moment I was able to hear, that I was absolutely marvellous, and I never heard a discouraging word for years. I didn't know what was ahead of me.
- Orson Welles
The Pope? How many divisions has he got?
Joseph Stalin
"Every person needs to take one day away. A day in which one consciously separates the past from the future. Jobs, family, employers, and friends can exist one day without any one of us, and if our egos permit us to confess, they could exist eternally in our absence. Each person deserves a day away in which no problems are confronted, no solutions searched for. Each of us needs to withdraw from the cares which will not withdraw from us.”
― Maya Angelou
