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@tsarstepan,

I have to agree. A good cheeseburger trumps all else.

@edgarblythe,

You cannot go around and keep score. If you keep score on the good things and the bad things, you'll find out that you're a very miserable person. God gave man the ability to forget, which is one of the greatest attributes you have. Because if you remember everything that's happened to you, you generally remember that which is the most unfortunate.

-- Hubert H. Humphrey (1911 - 1978)

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“It's a family that's loaded with grudges and passion. We come from a long line of robbers and highwaymen in Italy, you know. Killers, even.”
Nicolas Cage

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“No one knows whether death, which people fear to be the greatest evil, may not be the greatest good.”

- Plato

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“An Englishman, even if he is alone, forms an orderly queue of one.” --George Mikes

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Grammar is important. Capital letters are the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse. (Anonymous -- someone on Facebook posted it.)

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"When I was five years old, I heard my first phonograph recording. I was in the pasture, with a pet pig of mine, and was startled by the sound of music coming from the house. When I got there, there was this little suitcase looking concern on the porch, with a crank, and music was coming from it. I couldn`t understand how all those people could fit inside that little suitcase." - From the 1990 Whitestar Biography "Gentleman Jim Reeves: The Story Of A Legend" (Interview recorded in 1964

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@edgarblythe,

“You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.”

- Bob Hope Wink

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“What is that you express in your eyes? It seems to me more than all the print I have read in my life.”
― Walt Whitman

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sit down you're rocking the boat ~ nicely nicely

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7kzsZreG0o&feature=related

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“Make three bites of a cherry.”
Rabelais

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“Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up ’cause they’re looking for ideas.”

- Paula Poundstone

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When your shoeshine boy gives out tips on
stocks, it's time to sell.
Joe Kennedy, circa 1929.

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Never eat more than you can lift.

Miss Piggy's Guide to Life

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"The next best thing to being

clever is being able to quote someone who is.”

—Mary Pettibone Poole

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@edgarblythe,

BBB

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You furnish the pictures and I'll furnish the war.

William Randolph Hearst's reply to his
man in Havana, 1897.

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My new signature line:

"I refuse to believe that corporations are people until Texas executes one." -- From DemocraticUnderground's "Earth First"

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One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough.
~James Thurber

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"We must stop treating Wikileaks like Biblical verses. It is just gossip."
-Arthur Kobina Kennedy, University of Cape Coast, Ghana

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