Two this morning:
“If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.”
― Mark Twain
“Meow” means “woof” in cat.”
― George Carlin
the trust and self assurance that lead to happiness
they're the very things we kill, I guess
Don Henley
@blueveinedthrobber,
Knowing the origin of that quotes puts it in better perspective.
“If I were to come back in another life, I’d like to be reincarnated as my own clone.
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― Jarod Kintz, At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.
“Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.”
― Mark Twain
"The vocabulary of romance was the vocabulary of honestly raised men under stress".
Larzer Ziff.
"Power is in the kitchen." -- David Brooks, NYT columnist
@edgarblythe,
I recently read in an old - from a used book sale - Reader's Digest "Help you with any old thing" type book that various people recommended spraying WD40 on arthritic joints and rubbing it in.
I was stunned that Readers Digest would even print such a thing.
@JTT,
They probably believed the folk tale that the ingredients are mainly fish oil, making it harmless.
If guns don't kill people...people kill people...why send guns to war? Why not just send the people?
Ozzy
@edgarblythe,
What is the ingredient base of WD40, Ed, do you know?
@timur,
Thanks, Timur. Off the top of my head, I ain't no chemist or medical expert, I don't think that it's what you wanna spray on a body to ease arthritis pain.
@JTT,
But suppose it does ease the pain for some sufferers.
@spendius,
Go fer it, Spendi. Use it as a gargle, if you so desire.
“We are creating and encouraging a culture of distraction where we are increasingly disconnected from the people and events around us, and increasingly unable to engage in long-form thinking. People now feel anxious when their brains are unstimulated.”
― Joe Kraus
Referring to Senator Ted Cruz....wish I'd thought of this
He was born, in Oklahoma, his wife's name was Betty Lou Thelma Liz,... He's not responsible for what he's a doin, ... his mother made him what he is! Its up against the wall, redneck mothers.. Mothers who have raised the son so well, He's 34 and drinkin in honky tonks, kicking hippies asses and raisin hell. --Redneck Mothers by Jerry Jeff Walker
@JTT,
Quote:Go fer it, Spendi. Use it as a gargle, if you so desire.
Where do I come in JT? I've only ever used WD 40 on stuck nuts.
@spendius,
Quote:Where do I come in JT? I've only ever used WD 40 on stuck nuts.
I recommend that in the future you see a urologist or a specialist in infertility.
