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Mon 23 May, 2011 07:58 am
Authorities perplexed . . . neighbors rapturous.
"I am so glad those sanctimonious sons-of-bitches disappeared!" says Rob Lowrey of Monkey's Eyebrow, Kentucky. "The number of mealy-mouth hypocrites in our town just dropped by an order of magnitude." says Judith Krantz of Brimfield, Illinois.
@Setanta,
I am positively wrapt with glee.
@ehBeth,
My hair has gone red from sorrow
I am so upset I am now able to sleep comfortably at night.
Rap
Until any of you are able to prove that we haven't died and gone to an afterlife identical to the plane of existence upon which we lived until Saturday, I have no choice but to assume the world did in fact end.
@Gargamel,
Gargamel wrote:
Until any of you are able to prove that we haven't died and gone to an afterlife identical to the plane of existence upon which we lived until Saturday, I have no choice but to assume the world did in fact end.
Clear breach of Occam's razor.
More than 200k disappear every day. Using a world population of 6 billion (6E+9) and and average life span of 30,000 days (~82 years), 200,000 (6E+9/3E+4) die every day--
So every day is a rapture.
Rap
@Setanta,
Don't you have to miss someone for them to be considered missing?
@ehBeth,
A trenchant question . . .
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