Help! I'm being teleported or some such thing!

Yes.

Well, that's over.

Joe(missed already)Nation

I look out of my window at night
I see the stars and I'm filled with fright
I got a feeling someone's looking
It ain't the aliens at the foot of my bed
It's more the ale inside my head
I got a feeling something's cooking

Science friction burns my fingers
Electricity still lingers
Hey put away that ray, how do you martians say
I love you

I read my comics from front to back
I'll be ready for any attack
I got a feeling someone's looking
It ain't the aliens at the foot of my bed
It's more the ale inside my head
I got a feeling something's cooking

Relax - it's garbage day. Those trucks make a lot of weird noises.

Phew there is some electrical closet or something that is not too far away from - it must have been really loud where they people that sit right next to it are though -

not sure what the heck they were doing - maybe they were teleporting the under performers at work - good way to get rid of the dead weight.

Not to pry but where are/were you now that you just figured that you were sitting near an electrical closet where strange noises come from?

Well - I can't see it from where I sit. It is down one cubicle, take a right walk straight down 5 rows or so and there is the closet. I rarely venture beyond a couple of rows in that direction as this section begins another group. And who would want to socialize with another group?

Anything beyond the two rows is unimportant to me - all the interesting stuff is in the other direction (ie bathrooms/cafe/outdoors)

Just as long as your corporate overlords aren't doing any questionable experiments on their employee drones in that alleged electrical closet then perhaps you should leave whatever goes on in that room forever unknown.

Ummm now I am curious....

Curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back....

If you're holding the cat, you don't wanna be teleported, could turn out bad.