@gungasnake,
It's funny how you continue to call those who believe in evolution idiots, while going on a tirade which clearly shows that you do not understand even the basic tenets of evolutionary theory. You try to add humor into your rant through smug sarcasm, but you fail to realize how horribly stupid you come off. You do an extreme injustice to the huge number of thoughtful and intelligent theistic scientists, who helped develop our understanding of our natural world.
If you were to sit in on any college level evo course you would probably be able to identify most of your truly idiotic statements within the first few weeks.
Take your birds and flight example. By your logic any animal that flies or glides, to any extent, MUST have all of those features you list. If you were to use any bit of logic in your reasoning you would have first started to develop a list of all the animals which have few or none of these features or combinations, but still move through the air. Following that you would not have made your claim, unless you are simply a liar.
There really are way too many ignorant and just unintelligent comments to address, but I think the way you anthropomorphise clearly demonstrates you do not have the mental capacity or maturity to discuss such topics.
You should stick to alien conspiracies, at least then you just look crazy, and not mentally retarded.