A Song For The Head Of The FAA

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Head Of FAA Resigns

The farmer he got plowed
The bricklayer got plastered
The mechanic he got tanked
The construction worker got blasted
And Daddy beat up Mommy and broke her collarbone for good luck
Everybody's drunk
Everybody's wasted
Everybody's drinking on the job

The garbageman got trashed
The janitor got messy
The taxi driver got smashed
The waitress she got tipsy
In Kansas City, New York City
Great big city, itty-bitty city
Everybody's drunk
Everybody's wasted
Everybody's drinking on the job

There's a whole lot of places that I ain't been
A whole lotta things that I ain't seen
A whole lotta things I'll never be
The generation that would change the world
Is still looking for it's car keys

The terorist got bombed
The President got hit
Security was tight
The Secret Service got lit
F.B.I.
C.I.A.
D.W.I.
U.S.A.
Everybody's drunk
Everybody's wasted
Everybody's stoned
And there's nothing that's gonna change it
'Cause everybody's drunk
Everybody's wasted
Everybody's drinking on the job

well apparently there were sleeping, but i think this works just as well

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@djjd62,

Makes you wonder if there's something in the water (tequila?) Laughing

Joe Biden dozed off during the president's budget speech yesterday.

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@djjd62,

Upon the basis of my experience,
drinking on the job is a terrible idea.
It changed my mind, making fun work, tedious n dreary.

I only tried it 1ce, drinking too much vodka
at lunchtime. In the afternoon, when I shoud have
enjoyed a very nice time: it only dragged.

What happened was what I expected,
but my attitude was less than it coud have n woud have been.

David

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