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What kind of animal would a cartoon parrot pirate captain keep as a pet?

 
 
Reply Wed 23 Mar, 2011 08:10 pm
Human pirate captains keep parrots as pets. What kind of animal would an anthropomorphic parrot pirate captain have as a pet? I am thinking either a seagull, raven or crow. Do people keep these birds as pets? Please help.
 
solipsister
 
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Reply Wed 23 Mar, 2011 08:37 pm
@JGoldman10,
A budgie smuggler with a wooden leg.
JGoldman10
 
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Reply Wed 23 Mar, 2011 08:50 pm
@solipsister,
A budgie is a parrot- you don't think that's redundant?
JGoldman10
 
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Reply Wed 23 Mar, 2011 09:49 pm
@solipsister,
What do you mean by "budgie smuggler"?
ragnel
 
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Reply Thu 24 Mar, 2011 01:32 am
@JGoldman10,
In Australia a 'budgie smuggler' is a Speedo men's swimsuit.
Old Goat
 
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Reply Thu 24 Mar, 2011 04:17 am
@ragnel,
Example of Budgie smuggling....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlqu10OLhyY
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plainoldme
 
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Reply Thu 24 Mar, 2011 08:30 am
@JGoldman10,
A budgie is a parakeet. That's a cute idea.

My own thought is a parrot pirate would keep a leprechaun as a pet.
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plainoldme
 
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Reply Thu 24 Mar, 2011 08:31 am
@ragnel,
Oh, that is funny! Budgie smuggler indeed!
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Thu 24 Mar, 2011 08:35 am
@JGoldman10,
JGoldman10 wrote:

Human pirate captains keep parrots as pets. What kind of animal would an anthropomorphic parrot pirate captain have as a pet? I am thinking either a seagull, raven or crow. Do people keep these birds as pets? Please help.


A tiny human captain, who sits on the parrot's shoulder. Obviously.
Rockhead
 
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Reply Thu 24 Mar, 2011 08:40 am
@Gargamel,
If I was a cartoon parrot pirate, I would have a monkey as a pet.

and my monkey would have a pet hamster.

just saying...

(I might call him Moses)
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chai2
 
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Reply Thu 24 Mar, 2011 09:00 am
How about an anthropomorphic cracker?

His name could be Saltine, Salty for short.

He could have all kinds of character quirks, like being afraid of getting wet, being unable to whistle, having a lust for being covered with peanut butter.
Rockhead
 
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Reply Thu 24 Mar, 2011 09:01 am
@chai2,
that sounds kinda racist.

what color would he be...?
chai2
 
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Reply Thu 24 Mar, 2011 09:03 am
@Rockhead,
asian colored
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Sturgis
 
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Reply Thu 24 Mar, 2011 09:14 am
@JGoldman10,
Why would you even care seeing as how pirates are all manosexuals and you don't like manosexuals. Yup, they wear puffy sleeve shirts, Village People mustaches, a tell tale earring, spend their life at sea with other pirate men sleeping in close quarters....man this makes me hot...they have long hair held back with either a brightly colored ribbon or kept in place with their bandana.

A pirates favorite pets are (in no particular order) the bear, the otter, the whale, the wooly mammoth, the gazelle, the chipmunk, the flamingo (such a lovely shade of pink), the long haired Himalayan cat, the raccoon and a few more, few that would rest well on a pirate shoulder.
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JGoldman10
 
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Reply Thu 24 Mar, 2011 11:14 am
@Gargamel,
Too weird and too obvious. No.
Gargamel
 
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Reply Thu 24 Mar, 2011 12:37 pm
@JGoldman10,
Yes.
JGoldman10
 
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Reply Thu 24 Mar, 2011 12:39 pm
@Gargamel,
A tiny human is TOO CREEPY. I am not going to do that.
chai2
 
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Reply Thu 24 Mar, 2011 12:54 pm
@JGoldman10,
What about my saltine cracker idea?

You know, a talking saltine cracker that sits on the parrot pirates shoulder.

It's a natural.
chai2
 
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Reply Thu 24 Mar, 2011 12:55 pm
I'm just ahead of my time.
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JGoldman10
 
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Reply Thu 24 Mar, 2011 12:57 pm
@chai2,
Oh-I thought you meant something else.
 

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