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To The People Whom I 've Invited to this evening's Mensa meeting, but who have yet to Respond

 
 
OmSigDAVID
 
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Reply Fri 18 Mar, 2011 10:36 am
@MontereyJack,
I don 't wanna go back to work.
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MontereyJack
 
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Reply Fri 18 Mar, 2011 11:29 am
Returning to standard spelling would be sufficient.
MontereyJack
 
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Reply Fri 18 Mar, 2011 11:30 am
"wanna", David? My goodness, are you actually loosening up a little?
OmSigDAVID
 
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Reply Fri 18 Mar, 2011 06:14 pm
@MontereyJack,
MontereyJack wrote:
"wanna", David? My goodness, are you actually loosening up a little?
No; my libertarian looseness
has endured for a goodly number of years now; holding steady n stable.





David
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OmSigDAVID
 
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Reply Fri 18 Mar, 2011 06:19 pm
@MontereyJack,
MontereyJack wrote:
Returning to standard spelling would be sufficient.
Sometimes I come closer to it,
depending on the situation; e.g., arguing complex n controversial matters,
but I wanna help in accelerating the end of the atavistic
non-fonetic paradime. The Spanish shoud not
have a monopoly on logical, efficient and ez spelling.
We r as smart as thay r.





David
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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Fri 18 Mar, 2011 06:23 pm
@OmSigDAVID,
OmSigDAVID wrote:
I used to wear a $1O Gold piece of 1845, as tie pin; (as a joke),
I turned it around for the Halloween Party,
so that the Eagle on the reverse was hanging upside down
and I called him a bat.

David, you are a wild and crazy guy.
spendius
 
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Reply Fri 18 Mar, 2011 06:23 pm
@OmSigDAVID,
Quote:
While there, someone convinced me to take the next test for Mensa.


How much did it set you back Dave? Are there any discounts for wankers?
OmSigDAVID
 
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Reply Fri 18 Mar, 2011 06:31 pm
@Ticomaya,
OmSigDAVID wrote:
I used to wear a $1O Gold piece of 1845, as tie pin; (as a joke),
I turned it around for the Halloween Party,
so that the Eagle on the reverse was hanging upside down
and I called him a bat.
Ticomaya wrote:
David, you are a wild and crazy guy.
Awww, jeee, I 've been accused of that.





David
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OmSigDAVID
 
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Reply Fri 18 Mar, 2011 06:36 pm
@spendius,

David wrote:
While there, someone convinced me to take the next test for Mensa.
spendius wrote:
How much did it set you back Dave?
I don 't remember; not much.
Maybe around $5O or $75.




spendius wrote:
Are there any discounts for wankers?
I did not notice any rule to that effect.

What is a wanker?
Rockhead
 
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Reply Fri 18 Mar, 2011 06:38 pm
@OmSigDAVID,
not somebody you wanna shake hands with, dave.


I'm curious to see spendi's explanation myself...
OmSigDAVID
 
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Reply Fri 18 Mar, 2011 06:40 pm
@spendius,
U know, Mensa originated in England in 1945,
born of the union of 2 English Barristers, or so I 've been told.





David
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spendius
 
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Reply Sat 19 Mar, 2011 04:20 am
@Rockhead,
Quote:
I'm curious to see spendi's explanation myself..


A wanker is someone whose seminal fluid is voluntarily ejaculated with no possibility of it fulfilling the function evolution created it for. According to the Malleus Maleficarum a witch is a person who helps to facilitate the process.

The word is also traditional urban slang for people of little talent or usefulness.
oolongteasup
 
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Reply Sat 19 Mar, 2011 04:34 am
@spendius,
iqqy
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dadpad
 
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Reply Sat 19 Mar, 2011 06:50 am
Quote:
The word is also traditional urban slang for people of little talent or usefulness.

Spendius fits the criteria very well that is why he wants to know if a discount is available.
spendius
 
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Reply Sat 19 Mar, 2011 07:35 am
@dadpad,
Tough to deal with ain't it ladies and gentlemen?

Which is not my problem. It is not an area of critical thinking which can be dealt with using predictable and washed out cliches. They are a species of Ignore I'm sorry to say. Again.

I am content to let who will assess my intelligence. I wouldn't dream of hiring people for hard earned money to flatter me with their self-flattering tests. After all, you need to be hyper intelligent to be in the business of determining the intelligence of others or a slick salesman. Which might well come to the same thing.

I've heard of these dickheads, a euphemism for wankers, saying that Wayne Rooney is thick. Can you believe that? The problem they have is that they can't see, or steadfastly refuse to see, that Mr Rooney's intelligence is not measured on the circular criteria they use to give themselves a boost and is worth millions of £££££s in the estimation of the general public whereas their worth is probably in negative territory if the indebtedness statistics are a useful guide.

The fact that Mr Rooney looks a bit thick is further proof that you cannot judge a book by its cover. Except perhaps with Mad Mammas, Reader's Wives or 40 PLUS style books.

They mow the football pitches for home matches in those patterns which are not meant to be pretty but are a component in the fast moving game of live, knockabout chess which would leave your average, everyday, run of the mill Mensanian not only completely knackered after two minutes but also confused if not totally mesmerised.

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OmSigDAVID
 
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Reply Sun 20 Mar, 2011 04:04 pm
@spendius,
spendius wrote:
A wanker is someone whose seminal fluid is voluntarily ejaculated with no possibility of it fulfilling the function evolution created it for. According to the Malleus Maleficarum a witch is a person who helps to facilitate the process.
U think Playboy bunnies r witches ?





David
spendius
 
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Reply Sun 20 Mar, 2011 04:11 pm
@OmSigDAVID,
I don't use the word theologically Dave in the normal course of events. I have no idea what Playboy bunnies do. They may well be experts at maintaining the ejaculate teetering for all I know.
OmSigDAVID
 
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Reply Sun 20 Mar, 2011 08:29 pm
@spendius,
Its safe to infer that don't worship Hugh Hefner.
spendius
 
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Reply Mon 21 Mar, 2011 04:05 am
@OmSigDAVID,
It is yes. Such a prude. And a misogynist.

OmSigDAVID
 
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Reply Mon 21 Mar, 2011 04:08 am
@spendius,
Not a misogynist; he 's given lots of young ladies a chance.

I 'm partial to Barbie Benton (but, alas, she 's been taken).





David
 

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