Where is the list of staffers here?

Ah-hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha . . .

This clown is the bull-goose loony around here . . . ah-hahahahahahahahahahahahaha . . .

LIST OF A2K STAFFERS:

CHIEF EXECUTIVE OFFICER: DELWOOD K. HUMPER



Delwood has been chief executive officer of A2K since November, 2002. He previously worked for the Pennsylvania State Board of Corrections as an eraser. His principle accomplishment since arriving at A2K has been the site redesign, which was inspired by a crayon drawing by his three-year old son, Thumper, after it had been digested by their dog, Socrates. Delwood's hobbies include lawn mower repair, hot air plummeting, and sleep checkers.

CHIEF ADMINISTRATOR: ARTHUR ST. JOHN ARMBRUSTER III



Arthur ("Scruffy" to his friends) is a graduate of Harvard and spent a year as a Rhodes Scholar waiting in line at customs at Heathrow. According to Arthur, he speaks seven previously unknown languages fluently, although that claim remains subject to verification. Arthur's main duties at A2K consist primarily of dusting the servers and tipping the waiters. When not on the job, Arthur enjoys parasailing, Sarah Palin, and spoonerisms.

CHIEF COMPLIANCE OFFICER: ANNETTE BENNING



Annette likes to remind people around the office that she's not that Annette Benning, and a quick check of her resume confirmed that fact. Annette is responsible for making sure that A2K doesn't violate any labor or human rights laws, and her sexual harassment seminars are so thorough that they've been banned in eleven states and condemned by several international organizations. Annette holds an advanced degree in animal husbandry from Brown University, although she has been asked repeatedly to put it down.

HEAD MODERATOR: PHOENICIA LATROBE-SKITTLE



Phoenicia came to A2K from a job as a traffic control device in Whiting, Indiana. A graduate of the A2K "Make A Wish -- Pull My Finger" intern program, Phoenicia is in charge of moderating discussions, where her chief contribution is to thumb down posts that contain the deliberately provocative word "elbow." When asked to describe herself in one word, Phoenicia enthusiastically responded "Yahtzee!"

SENIOR CONSULTANT: TORGO MILORADOVITCH



Torgo (not pictured) is a native of Zambia, where he operated an extensive ant farm. Torgo has a string at the back of his neck that, when pulled, makes him say "consulting is hard work!" Although the highest paid member of the A2K (his salary is reportedly in excess of $17,000 per furlong), Torgo is a modest man, and refuses to list his accomplishment. In his spare time, Torgo likes to collect stamps and shoot indiscriminately into large crowds at sporting events.

Locally though, there's OCCOM BILL

There's an email address for "cool peeps" to use on his page.

He might be a good place to start.

It was sent when you registered but because Herod was at Harrod's that day, all e-mails were lost.

Well, not lost really, they landed in a galaxy far far away where George Lucas keeps a summer ranch and eats Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream all day...or is it cheesebuurgers all night?

I know Craven de Kere is a staffer here- who else is here?