What was your first laugh of the day?

I've never tried to be either.

In fact, it would really piss me off when I was younger, and people assumed I was black.

Try half a century, signs like that were pretty common in England during the 60's.

true, but he's talking new york

Not my laugh (I was the cause of it), but my daughter had a good laugh of the day. The other day, we were very early to a basketball game. We were the only ones on the court so I decided to help her out and play with her.

I don't play basketball.

I went to guard her - crunched all down with my arms splayed as I have seen in a million games. As she moved, I started to slide my feet following her (as I've heard the coaches say - slide your feet). I thought I was so awesome as I tried to guard her. Finally she couldn't hold it in any longer and started cracking up. Just roaring....

Bonus! I then was able to steal the ball and clumsily dribble down and shoot for a basket....
Possibly the only way I could do so was to incapacitate her in some way.

listening to Ron Bennington describe an air show to his producer who'd never been to one

"it's pretty interesting for the first few minutes, but after that you get the feeling you're just parked beside the airport"

It came from this topic http://able2know.org/topic/172568-1

You showed me I was a ****-spraying-ass, to put it bluntly.

Hehe seriously, might seem odd, but that was some genuine amusement in an otherwise boring day.