The Lord of the Right Ring

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Cookin' right now -- but I'll have time later.

I fell into a Burning Ring of Fire

LOL and while Gollum kept the ring, the rest of Middle America prayed that the Evil Lord Saurdean wouldn't get his hands on the Ring of Power.
All good men knew that if Saurdean get the Ring from Gollum, it would usher a new era of darkness and woe for all the peoples of Middle America.

Fedral

Boy, you sure are into satire today.

Jonathan Swift hasn't invaded your body by any chance? :wink: :wink: :wink:

OK, that was lame.