Was this part of a Martian epididymis?

certainly brings a whole new meaning to rock hard

I'm beginning to think the boy can't help himself . . .

How do we know it's not the fossilized prick of a fallen guardian angel?

because there wasn't an itty bitty fossilized halo?


(just guessing, of course...)

Of course it was. I'm surprised you would ever doubt it.

Before your time, you were a guardian angel, too, in the Heaven.

" . . . in the Heaven", huh? Your English language expression needs work, too.

A little investigation revealed to me that this is just one of the many, silly, silly stories being peddled by "Wretch" at a blog hosted at a Japanese Teeny Girlie site. Are you Wretch?

Whoa there, slow down kid. You've said some pretty wild things before and that's fine, like penises from mars (perfectly reasonable if you ask me), but Setanta being an Angel? I think you may have crossed the line there

I can't believe this thread is dying. It seemed so groundbreaking...

New edition:
Martian male reproductive tract found in Martian meteorite

Figure 1 below is marked for fossilized partial remains of possible male reproductive tract found in a fragment of Nakhlite meteorite that originated from Mars:
Figure 1: 10,000X Electron image by University of Leicester, UK, marked by me.
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Compare with: Earthly male reproductive tract, showing
epididymis with pseudostratified columnar epithelium with stereocilia.
http://www.sciencesway.com/vb/14152-9-post.html (see histology lab slide 55)

Photo source and credit for Figure 1:
http://www2.le.ac.uk/offices/press/press-releases/2011/february/rare-meteorites-reveal-mars-collision-caused-water-flow/

Added on Feb. 13, 2011:
Found: Martian sperm cell/epithelial cell nuclei

A meteorite originating from Mars is found to have contained a sperm cell and many epithelial cells with nuclei as marked in the following two figures:
Figure 1: electron imge marked for epithelium and epithelial cells with nuclei
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Figure 2: electron image marked for fossilized sperm cell and epithelial cells with nuclei
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Image source and credit for Figure 1: Meteoritics and Planetary Science at http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/j.1945-5100.2010.01123.x/abstract;jsessionid=2E0654B1B0E2E6320CA7246098D91AE5.d03t01

Image source and credit for Figure 2: University of Leicester, UK at http://www2.le.ac.uk/offices/press/press-releases/2011/february/rare-meteorites-reveal-mars-collision-caused-water-flow/

Having contacted Napoleon XIV and after reviewing his data regarding the huge amount of peanut butter traces found in the aforementioned epididymis, we have come to the conclusion that Elvis did indeed make it to Mars, but that he must have suffered some form of groinal injury upon landing.

We then wrote a song to commemorate this discovery.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TgNCoVmziQ&feature=related

Well, i hope you're happy now . . .

Like a pig in sh*t

From the article: "Image showing a vein through which water has flowed. Credit: University of Leicester"

Apparently the penis veins on Mars carry water.

Sperms resemble no clay, or asbestos, or any other mineal.
Rock guys, check Google images for the above.

What type of Mars creature do you think left these fossils? Do you think that humans were on Mars billions of years ago, or are you proposing some other type of animal with an epididymis?

Humans (you and I) lived there billions of years ago.
Earthly humans (scientists) visited Mars many times in the last 300 million years.

Did humans start out on Mars and get moved to Earth, or did we start out on Earth and get moved to Mars?

How did we get back and forth?

I accuse Roswell of havin' too much fun . . .

Hehehe This guy is better than Gunga.