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Was this part of a Martian epididymis?

 
 
Reply Fri 11 Feb, 2011 08:15 am
Detailed description at http://groups.google.com/group/alt.sci.seti/browse_thread/thread/c2b56e8a609202e8/8b4caba88f4a2f89?hl=zh-TW&q=Martian+male+reproductive+tract+found+in+Martian+meteorite%3F
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djjd62
 
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Reply Fri 11 Feb, 2011 08:16 am
certainly brings a whole new meaning to rock hard


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Setanta
 
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Reply Fri 11 Feb, 2011 10:11 am
I'm beginning to think the boy can't help himself . . .

How do we know it's not the fossilized prick of a fallen guardian angel?
Rockhead
 
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Reply Fri 11 Feb, 2011 11:11 am
@Setanta,
because there wasn't an itty bitty fossilized halo?


(just guessing, of course...)
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rosborne979
 
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Reply Fri 11 Feb, 2011 11:51 am
@bewildered,
bewildered wrote:
Was this part of a Martian epididymis?

Of course it was. I'm surprised you would ever doubt it.
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bewildered
 
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Reply Fri 11 Feb, 2011 09:23 pm
@Setanta,
Before your time, you were a guardian angel, too, in the Heaven.
Setanta
 
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Reply Sat 12 Feb, 2011 05:07 am
@bewildered,
" . . . in the Heaven", huh? Your English language expression needs work, too.

A little investigation revealed to me that this is just one of the many, silly, silly stories being peddled by "Wretch" at a blog hosted at a Japanese Teeny Girlie site. Are you Wretch?
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rosborne979
 
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Reply Sat 12 Feb, 2011 06:26 am
@bewildered,
bewildered wrote:

Before your time, you were a guardian angel, too, in the Heaven.

Whoa there, slow down kid. You've said some pretty wild things before and that's fine, like penises from mars (perfectly reasonable if you ask me), but Setanta being an Angel? I think you may have crossed the line there Wink
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rosborne979
 
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Reply Mon 14 Feb, 2011 10:45 am
I can't believe this thread is dying. It seemed so groundbreaking...
bewildered
 
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Reply Tue 15 Feb, 2011 02:13 am
@bewildered,
New edition:
Martian male reproductive tract found in Martian meteorite

Figure 1 below is marked for fossilized partial remains of possible male reproductive tract found in a fragment of Nakhlite meteorite that originated from Mars:
Figure 1: 10,000X Electron image by University of Leicester, UK, marked by me.
Edit [Moderator]: Link removed

Compare with: Earthly male reproductive tract, showing
epididymis with pseudostratified columnar epithelium with stereocilia.
http://www.sciencesway.com/vb/14152-9-post.html (see histology lab slide 55)

Photo source and credit for Figure 1:
http://www2.le.ac.uk/offices/press/press-releases/2011/february/rare-meteorites-reveal-mars-collision-caused-water-flow/

Added on Feb. 13, 2011:
Found: Martian sperm cell/epithelial cell nuclei

A meteorite originating from Mars is found to have contained a sperm cell and many epithelial cells with nuclei as marked in the following two figures:
Figure 1: electron imge marked for epithelium and epithelial cells with nuclei
Edit [Moderator]: Link removed

Figure 2: electron image marked for fossilized sperm cell and epithelial cells with nuclei
Edit [Moderator]: Link removed

Image source and credit for Figure 1: Meteoritics and Planetary Science at http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/j.1945-5100.2010.01123.x/abstract;jsessionid=2E0654B1B0E2E6320CA7246098D91AE5.d03t01

Image source and credit for Figure 2: University of Leicester, UK at http://www2.le.ac.uk/offices/press/press-releases/2011/february/rare-meteorites-reveal-mars-collision-caused-water-flow/
Old Goat
 
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Reply Tue 15 Feb, 2011 02:57 am
Having contacted Napoleon XIV and after reviewing his data regarding the huge amount of peanut butter traces found in the aforementioned epididymis, we have come to the conclusion that Elvis did indeed make it to Mars, but that he must have suffered some form of groinal injury upon landing.

We then wrote a song to commemorate this discovery.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TgNCoVmziQ&feature=related
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Setanta
 
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Reply Tue 15 Feb, 2011 03:42 am
@rosborne979,
Well, i hope you're happy now . . .
rosborne979
 
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Reply Tue 15 Feb, 2011 06:58 am
@Setanta,
Setanta wrote:

Well, i hope you're happy now . . .

Like a pig in sh*t Smile
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rosborne979
 
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Reply Tue 15 Feb, 2011 07:01 am
@bewildered,
bewildered wrote:

From the article: "Image showing a vein through which water has flowed. Credit: University of Leicester"

Apparently the penis veins on Mars carry water.
bewildered
 
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Reply Tue 15 Feb, 2011 07:43 am
@rosborne979,
Sperms resemble no clay, or asbestos, or any other mineal.
Rock guys, check Google images for the above.
rosborne979
 
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Reply Tue 15 Feb, 2011 08:41 am
@bewildered,
bewildered wrote:

Sperms resemble no clay, or asbestos, or any other mineal.
Rock guys, check Google images for the above.

What type of Mars creature do you think left these fossils? Do you think that humans were on Mars billions of years ago, or are you proposing some other type of animal with an epididymis?
bewildered
 
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Reply Tue 15 Feb, 2011 09:10 am
@rosborne979,
Humans (you and I) lived there billions of years ago.
Earthly humans (scientists) visited Mars many times in the last 300 million years.
rosborne979
 
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Reply Tue 15 Feb, 2011 09:15 am
@bewildered,
bewildered wrote:

Humans (you and I) lived there billions of years ago.

Did humans start out on Mars and get moved to Earth, or did we start out on Earth and get moved to Mars?
bewildered wrote:

Earthly humans (scientists) visited Mars many times in the last 300 million years.

How did we get back and forth?
Setanta
 
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Reply Tue 15 Feb, 2011 10:53 am
I accuse Roswell of havin' too much fun . . .
rosborne979
 
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Reply Tue 15 Feb, 2011 12:37 pm
@Setanta,
Setanta wrote:
I accuse Roswell of havin' too much fun . . .

Hehehe Smile This guy is better than Gunga.
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