The worlds first riddle!

Sorry, not really
http://www.able2know.org/forums/viewtopic.php?p=2888145#2888145

Try: "BTW Are you back home, did you have a successful trip, any new business? - Just asking."

Yes, I'm back. Wasn't after new business. It was an interoperability workshop. Didn't go as well as I'd have liked. I did take a few extra days to see some of Germany (and Strasbourg). It is a beautiful country, but Oktoberfest was a bust - too many people, too many smokers, and too many drunks (really $hit-faced). I left after two hours. Thanks for asking.

~ Hi,,, Try,,, wouldn't it be nice if for a change people with no talent were treated like us?


Nothing like experience to teach a person.

Crosses please.

Amen.

He who thinks he is raising a mound may only in reality be digging a pit.


TTH:

And better
AND BETTER = bigger and better over again?

(I was thinking; Bigger is better)

SECRET <
SECRET
SECRET = top secret

BTW When I clicked the link it came up scrambled and started to load rubbish, so I quit. Sorry, I don't know what it was about.

"Sorry, not really…"

So you do work for the IRS.


Mark, at least you can say you have been there and done that! Reminds me of a time I went over there for a stag party, what with all the drunk girls, I was so disgusted…I only stayed two days; I could stand no more!!!


YKW wrote, "I etc want you (try) as a dad right now."

That's nice, I always wanted a daughter. I may be a tad young, but you could pass me off as cousin Cletus Del Roy Spuckler from the Simpsons!

"Crosses please."

XXX




When rounded to the nearest thousand, X is 3000. When rounded to the thousand, Y is 7000. What are the values for X+Y

Answers please as an inequality.


FUNNY FUNNY
WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS


STFAONRCEE

Tryagain:
When rounded to the nearest thousand, X is 3000. When rounded to the thousand, Y is 7000. What are the values for X+Y

Answers please as an inequality.

|X-3000|<(or equal to)500
|Y-7000|<(or equal to)500
I'm in Algebra II, so this junk's easy.


FUNNY FUNNY
WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS = too funny for words


STFAONRCEE = fare in stance i don't know if that's a phrase or not.


Well, since no one answered my last ones here they are again:

IT IT
LOOSE






You know what would go good with this? A song!
Edgewater - Eyes Wired Shut
The video's not that great, but it's a cool song.

That isn't what beavers say (no jokes either because I am talking about an animal!!!!!!)Well, if that is what girls say to you then I am sorry It was the link back to the test section to a post where someone reported Tryagain's post
store in france?

ksanfo, it could be but, you left out the "o"???
it's on the loose? I just realized this one is a question

for instance (with an extra 'e')

ROUNDING
[size=7]9000 <= X+Y < 11000[/size]

"Crosses please." I'd hang on one for you! Want to hang around with me.
It is 9:12 and a something.

I have come to the conclusion that most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all. My one regret in life is that I am not someone else. I just wish I were what I was when I wanted to be what I am now. You are not what you think you are, you are not what they think you are, but you could be what you think they think you are!



Ksanfo:

FUNNY FUNNY
WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS = too funny for words


Edgewater - Eyes Wired Shut

Good choice!


X-3000|<(or equal to)500
|Y-7000|<(or equal to)500

I'm in Algebra II, so this junk's easy.

I'm in shock, so I need some junk.


Mark:You know who charmingly wrote, "Want to hang around with me?"

Sure, that would be nice. You want we go get a coffee and later maybe visit an art gallery?



Sqrt1 kcab



SINTINAINNCINE

okay, are you a politician?
back to square onefor instance

Try,,, "WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS = too funny for words" I want all Evil Heathens turned into eatable worms,,,, scuse me while i pray.


Amen. <waves>

TTH:

Sqrt1 kcab = back to square one

SINTINAINNCINE = for instance


That was really very clever.



They say it is easier for a rich man to pass through the eye of a needle, than to enter the kingdom of heaven,,,,,Not if you put him through a blender first!




A Tiger can eat a sheep for two hours. A wolf can eat a sheep for three hours, and the dog can eat the sheep for five hours.

How long will it take if they all eat the sheep together



TTORUWCGK


Snip
REST

SHEEP
[size=7]The tiger begins to devour the wolf and the dog after 30/31 hours.[/size]

That is gross Nothing comes to mind on this one, I would have to think
a cut above the rest?

TTORUWCGK

[size=7]Technically, it's "towgin truck," but I suspect he means "towing truck."[/size]

Why eatable? Are you hungry?

Or a fissure of men

Ok, in this case science was right; you cannot produce a baby in one month by impregnating nine women….However, the research was fun! The last time you failed, did you stop trying because you failed -- or did you fail because you stopped trying? Stop me if you want one!


TTH:

144 = That is gross

Snip
REST = a cut above the rest

"okay, are you a politician?"

Do I look like a crook?


Mark:

SHEEP
The tiger begins to devour the wolf and the dog after 30/31 hours.

Hey, Mark's cracking wise!


A Tiger can eat 1/2 of the sheep per hour,
A wolf can eat 1/3 of the sheep per hour,
A dog can eat 1/5 of the sheep per hour,
assume for x hours they can eat together the sheep:

(1/2+1/3+1/5)X = 1 => x=1/ (15/30+10/30+6/30)=1/(31/30)=30/31 hour



TTORUWCGK

Technically, it's "towgin truck," but I suspect he means "towing truck."

My god, he is reading my mind! BTW: What's this sudden interest in edible worms, thinking of starting a worm farm?


Hi YKW, sorry you could not make it for coffee yesterday, some other time maybe? Sigh........as I trudge off into the cold grey mist…



Sweet lips in one of her rare personal appearances wrote on the mirror, "Or a fissure of men"

Do you mean; or of a men fer sure?

Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court before the judge. The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance rather than jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to show others the evils of drug use and get them to give up drugs forever. I'll see you back in court Monday."

Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge said to the first one, "How did you do over the weekend?"

"Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever."
"17 people? That's wonderful. What did you tell them?"

"I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles and told them this (the big circle) is your brain before drugs and this (small circle) is your brain after drugs."

"That's admirable," said the judge.
"And you, how did you do?" (to the 2nd boy)

"Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever."
"156 people! That's amazing! How did you manage to do that!"

"Well, I used a similar approach. (draws two circles)
I said (pointing to small circle) this is your ass before prison.....

Fer sure!




YAPLRAYD




DIWASSHHEGS

stop you if you want a baby, you are strange
play in yard
washing dishes

Do you look like a politician? I don't know any so, I don't know. You talk like them. I can't understand them either