The worlds first riddle!

Dutchy, you are a wizard; I will have to get back to you on that!




TTH:

IFLAND IFIFC = 1 if by land, 2 if by sea

Great!



Stormy:

seven seas
split level
forgive and forget
missing you
downtown
lucky break
he's beside himself
see through blouse
first aid
west indies
six feet underground
backward glance
tricycle
reading between the lines
crossroads
three degrees below zero
neon lights
just between you and me
one in a million
broken promise
you are out of touch
life begins after forty
jack in the box
growing economy
up before 8:00
???
apple pie
making up for lost time
??? can't read #29
I understand you undertake to undermine my undertaking

Had to see what Tryagain got such a kick out of...

I got 23 of them...the rest I am still working on! That was fun....apparently the cold medicine is wearing off...I am about to go take another and hit the hay!

Just around the corner

BELT

[size=7]76.94255678 inches

length of each tangent segment is sqrt(560)
fraction of contact with large disk is [360 - 2*asin(sqrt(560)/24)] / 360
fraction of contact with small disk is [180 - 2*acos(sqrt(560)/24)] / 360[/size]

#29 is in an excel doc. (I don't know how to cut it out and save as a jpg to show it)
standing ovation

Oh, & #22 could also be: life begins at 40
Anyways, that is all 30 of them.

Edit: on #29 it is protected with a password so I can't take it out of excel

List is getting smaller

Edit: Sorry Dutchy, mark answered 28 of them and I picked up the last 2.
We should have left them for Try
Edit again: Hi mismi40, I hope your cold is better.

Well done and many thanks to markr and TTH for your call beyond duty, the Master Riddler Tryagain will be proud of you. I salute you.

Oh, I doubt that Try will be proud Dutchy. He will probably be glad that he doesn't have to do them
Thanks mark for doing almost all of them

Mark deserves the salute

Ok! I came to the party with 19 answers; which I thought pretty good. I now see it was too little too late! The story of my life. Oh to be in Carolina in the morning !




Mark:


BELT

76.94255678 inches (I see that)

length of each tangent segment is sqrt(560)
fraction of contact with large disk is [360 - 2*asin(sqrt(560)/24)] / 360
fraction of contact with small disk is [180 - 2*acos(sqrt(560)/24)] / 360



You win again; I had 93.38 and my scribble doesn't make sense even to me!



BTW Dutchy; leave off with all the praise for Mark or he will expect a big raise, and I don't want to disappoint him.



Nice update TTH, just a pity I can't remember all the answers now!



Poor Missme, it weren't the cough that carried her off; it were the coffin they carried her offin!

Get well soon toot's; you seem like a fungi.







BARBERSHOP
BARBERSHOP
BARBERSHOP
BARBERSHOP


PEN sword

barbershop quartet?
pen is mightier than the sword?

You can't remember the answers
Oh well, I guess I got my moneys worth

How much do they pay you?



YOU DESERVE TODAY





YRAROPMET

How much do they pay you?
you deserve a break today (uh, Try, you forgot to put the break in so it shows up on the screen & not just in the quote........ LMAO)
temporary backup

TTH:

BARBERSHOP
BARBERSHOP
BARBERSHOP
BARBERSHOP = barbershop quartet



PEN sword = pen is mightier than the sword


"How much do they pay you?"

They don't pay me over $100,000 to answer such questions! Do you work for the IRS?



YOU DESERVE TODAY


"You deserve a break today (uh, Try, you forgot to put the break in so it shows up on the screen & not just in the quote........ LMAO)"

Ok! You got me on that one. :wink:


YRAROPMET = temporary backup





On a recent trip to the North Pole I looked into Santa's workshop and I counted 18 heads and 52 legs.

How many Elves and Reindeer are there




SHCARMYE



DAYL8DOLLA

Hi Try,,, it is i. Good Job.

shine my car? share my sea?
day late & a dollar short

No, I don't work for them

[size=7]cryin' shame[/size]

Hi mark,,, <waves>

howdy

Mark
I think your answer is better. I still don't understand why I can read it even though you make it white & small.