The worlds first riddle!

Mark:

dominos
tin can
tin hat






Mark and Try are playing rock paper scissors. It is presumed the game doesn't involve strategy. If they are playing 'best of 3', and Mark wins the first round, what are the odds that Try will win the game


Go Try!







Little LARGE
Little LARGE
……….Little
Little LARGE

Little LARGE
Little LARGE
……….Little
Little LARGE = a little on the large side

ROCK PAPER SCISSORS
[size=7]The sad truth is that only Try presumed the game doesn't involve strategy. Mark, on the other hand, had a winning strategy all mapped out. However, to make Try think he had a chance, Mark let him win the second round before taking the third and the grand prize (an evening with the A2K babe of his choice).

Had Mark made the same presumption, Try would have had a 1/4 chance of winning.[/size]

Good morning one and all. When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandpa did; in his sleep ….. not screaming, like the passengers in his car. That's the real trouble with reality, there's no background music.



Stormy:

Little LARGE
Little LARGE
……….Little
Little LARGE = a little on the large side


Keep eating fruit and take plenty of exercise.




Mark:

ROCK PAPER SCISSORS
The sad truth is that only Try presumed the game doesn't involve strategy. Mark, on the other hand, had a winning strategy all mapped out. However, to make Try think he had a chance, Mark let him win the second round before taking the third and the grand prize (an evening with the A2K babe of his choice).

Had Mark made the same presumption, Try would have had a 1/4 chance of winning.


So, you are a comedian maybe!

BTW; who was your choice: Was it Etc or Gus?




Pomloimce


REWAISTOHN

Pomloimce = mother in law


REWAISTOHN = within reason

mom in law enforcement?

Stormy:

Pomloimce = mother in law


REWAISTOHN = within reason



TTH:

Pomloimce = mom in law

Will do nicely.


Long time no see, any news?




THOUGHTAN




UMASDEA



See ya'll after lunch!

If you mean my dad, he died.

EDIT: to add this
MADE IN USA

I am sorry to read such sad news. My condolences to you and all his family.








The weekly salaries of teachers in one state are normally distributed with a mean of $490 and a standard deviation of $45.

What is the probability that a randomly selected teacher earns more than $525 a week








O
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Tofee
Toffe
Tophy
Toffie

O
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A
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P = upright piano

THOUGHTAN= an afterthought

I'm back!!! No wait. What day is it? Woops, a day early; I will be back tomorrow.

How many of you believe in telekinesis? Ok then, raise my hand...
Well as they say, "if at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you."




TTH:


UMASDEA = MADE IN USA






Stormy:

O
N
A
I
P = upright piano

THOUGHTAN= an afterthought


Sweet!






It's A Long Way To Tipperary
Colonel Bogy
Marching Through Georgia
Lili Marlene



REVILO

REVILO= Oliver back?

Good effort dude; but there is a twist to this name :wink:

Oliver Twist!

Ksanfo:

REVILO = Oliver Twist!



Yo! Totally radical. U r de man.






2, 3, 3, 5, 10, 13, 39, 43,



ItickI



GPOATRTDEERN

SEQUENCE
[size=7]+1 x1 +2 x2 +3 x3 +4 x4
43*4 = 172

potter in garden[/size]

I wait all week for wicked Wednesday to arrive, then I take this long to make bail! If you think things can't get any worse; it's probably only because you lack sufficient imagination.




Mark:


SEQUENCE
+1 x1 +2 x2 +3 x3 +4 x4
43*4 = 172

potter in garden








HALLELUJAH mercy, mercy, mercy, mercy




#1 looking

HALLELUJAH mercy, mercy, mercy, mercy = pray for mercy




#1 looking = looking after number one

Stormy:

HALLELUJAH mercy, mercy, mercy, mercy = pray for mercy


(I had Praise God; same difference)




#1 looking = looking after number one







Due to a good harvest this year we have tons of cereal left over, so in an effort to launch a new brand on the market I decided to try something different:


A bushel of breakfast cereal is fired vertically upward from a cannon with an initial velocity of V1 m/s. At time t the height of the cereal is h=V1t - 16t^2. If the greatest height is reached is 100m, what is V1






I have to post this again as it makes me smile every time I see it.


(They are songs about war!)



It's A Long Way To Tipperary
Colonel Bogy
Marching Through Georgia
Lili Marlene






YOUJUSTME






CRUSADERS
…..WARD

I know they are and I found the answer, I didn't post it because I don't get it.JUST BETWEEN YOU AND ME OR JUST BETWEEN ME AND YOU OR A SECRET