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The worlds first riddle!

 
 
Francis
 
  1  
Reply Fri 10 Aug, 2007 12:10 am
Welcome, Solipsister!

How's Solip doing?
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epenthesis
 
  1  
Reply Fri 10 Aug, 2007 12:40 am
QUESTION:

GOING TO SNAP

How many turns does the average game of SNAP imply?
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TTH
 
  1  
Reply Fri 10 Aug, 2007 03:22 am
Tryagain wrote:
Stormy:E man = email Cool
Can you explain this one to me please? I don't get it Embarrassed
Tryagain wrote:
PREIST Question
Atheist
Tryagain wrote:
Mark and TTH set out for a ride in the hill country at 30 mph. Their car broke down (oh yes!), and they caught a ride back home in a truck at 20 mph. If they were gone for 10 hours, how far from home did the breakdown occur Question
It depends (no, not the undergarment). If there are no stops and it was a ride just there and back = 120 miles (30 miles x 4 hours = 120 miles) (20 miles x 6 hours = 120 miles) But, maybe they stopped to meet up with Mark's wife & kids at a lake to go swimming and that is where the breakdown happened which was only 30 miles from where they started. So, the breakdown could have occurred 30 miles from where they started which means it would take them 2.5 hours to get there and back. Which also means they had 7.5 hours to spend swimming at the lake.
Tryagain wrote:
DOC doo Question
Dr. doolittle
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TTH
 
  1  
Reply Fri 10 Aug, 2007 03:28 am
Tryagain wrote:
There I was minding my own business going through other peoples garbage cans when all of a sudden I learn from Gus that TTH's dog is sick….Get well soon boy!
My dog is a "she" and she isn't sick Laughing My cat, who is also a "she", is sick Crying or Very sad
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Tryagain
 
  1  
Reply Fri 10 Aug, 2007 07:59 am
Rap:

Assuming that they caught a ride immediately--120 miles Cool



Epenthesis

GOING TO SNAP

How many turns does the average game of SNAP imply?

That's easy; the Boston Red Sox snap five-game losing streak! What prize do I win?


Francis:

Are you confused, Try? Religion is not good... Cool




Solipsister, I see you have already been welcomed by Francis our official greeter; I always think the sound of a French accent adds a little class to the joint. I greet you as a brother, let our minds be as one…..but is that even possible?

Possibly the most controversial feature of the solipsistic world view is the denial of the existence of other minds. We can never directly know another's mental state. Qualia, or personal experience, is private and infallible, the Roman sceptic (I kid you not, this is his real name) Sextus Empiricus as having stated:

Nothing exists;
Even if something exists, nothing can be known about it;
Even if something could be known about it, knowledge about it can't be communicated to others.

Solipster communicated, "Judge ye not, lest ye alone be ajudged, unconscious."

Do you know Etc?


"PREIST: A believer in pre god."

Witty in the extreme; I before E except after…

The answer to your question:

Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or Endothermic (absorbs heat)?


First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let us look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell.

Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.

Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand as souls are added. This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. Of course, if Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Calamity-Jane during my Freshman year, "...that it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you.", and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then, #2 cannot be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and will not freeze."



TTH

Who seems to know an awful lot about Mark writes:

It depends (no, not the undergarment). Shocked

Who said she had the sense of humor of a rattler? Laughing Laughing Laughing


BREAKDOWN
If there are no stops and it was a ride just there and back = 120 miles (30 miles x 4 hours = 120 miles) (20 miles x 6 hours = 120 miles) Cool

Idea Man = MALE = Mail

DOC doo = Dr. Doolittle Cool

Yabba Dabba Doo! Razz



PREIST = Atheist Shocked

Judas H…You don't spell PRIEST (as above). It must be a …….

PREIST = Clerical error


Listen up; do you get it: Priest is a cleric: misspell = error


"My dog is a "she" and she isn't sick. My cat, who is also a "she", is sick"

Thanks for the heads up; I had always thought a female dog was a cat!
Anyhoo, best wishes for a speedy recovery …..and the cat too.




XMASCARA Question


GROUND
FEET
FEET
FEET
FEET
FE Question
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Stormwatch
 
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Reply Fri 10 Aug, 2007 09:20 am
the Boston Red Sox snap five-game losing streak! What prize do I win?


The booby prize! Laughing Laughing


XMASCARA= kiss and make up

GROUND
FEET
FEET
FEET
FEET
FE = shallow grave
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TTH
 
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Reply Fri 10 Aug, 2007 10:47 am
Tryagain wrote:
TTHPREIST = Atheist Shocked

Judas H…You don't spell PRIEST (as above). It must be a …….

PREIST = Clerical error

Listen up; do you get it: Priest is a cleric: misspell = error
I was thinking more along the lines of (Pre)ist = (Athe)ist Laughing

Tryagain wrote:
"My dog is a "she" and she isn't sick. My cat, who is also a "she", is sick"

Thanks for the heads up; I had always thought a female dog was a cat!
Anyhoo, best wishes for a speedy recovery …..and the cat too.
Does that mean you are calling me a bitch Shocked Crying or Very sad
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goldflame
 
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Reply Fri 10 Aug, 2007 10:50 am
short grave?
5 1/2 feet under?
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Tryagain
 
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Reply Fri 10 Aug, 2007 05:10 pm
What prize do I win?


The booby prize!


Oh good! Two surprises Razz



Stormy:



GROUND
FEET
FEET
FEET
FEET
FE = shallow grave Laughing

On the right track!



XMASCARA= kiss and make up Cool

Smoooooooooooch!

Go Sox!!! Very Happy



TTH wrote, "I was thinking more along the lines of (Pre)ist = (Athe)ist"

That is good thinking.




Hi Goldflame, long time no see; how ru doing?

5 1/2 feet under Cool


Good answer; I only count 4 ½, but you are right!




A small family firm employs 25 people. There are x men employed.

Each man earns $6 per hour.

Each woman earns $7 per hour

The total hourly wage bill for all the employees is $165.


How many men and how many women are employed at the firm Question




HELL 2 - 1 HEAVEN Question



PUT
TON Question
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thoh13
 
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Reply Fri 10 Aug, 2007 05:56 pm
Tryagain wrote:
A small family firm employs 25 people. There are x men employed.

Each man earns $6 per hour.

Each woman earns $7 per hour

The total hourly wage bill for all the employees is $165.


How many men and how many women are employed at the firm Question


15 women & 10 men
6m + 7w = 165; m + w = 25
6m + 6w = 150 so w = 15 and m = 10
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Fri 10 Aug, 2007 06:34 pm
Tryagain wrote:
If we accept the postulate given to me by Calamity-Jane during my Freshman year, "...that it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you.", and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then, #2 cannot be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and will not freeze."


You rung? http://www.kolobok.us/smiles/he_and_she/curtsey.gif
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raprap
 
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Reply Fri 10 Aug, 2007 08:00 pm
x+y=25
6x+7y=165
y=15
x=10

PUT
TON-Putting on Weight

Rap
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solipsister
 
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Reply Sat 11 Aug, 2007 12:13 am
Tryagain wrote:
Solipsister, I see you have already been welcomed by Francis our official greeter; I always think the sound of a French accent adds a little class to the joint.


Yes, thank you so muchly.

Coming here was a defining moment in my life.

If I had 3 wishes and wished for answers then would I know the questions?
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Tryagain
 
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Reply Sat 11 Aug, 2007 07:44 am
Good morning weekend people, it's time to turn up the music and as you know of my interest in scientific matters;

I was standing in the park wondering why frisbees got bigger as they get closer….. Then it hit me.




Thoh:

15 women & 10 men
6m + 7w = 165; m + w = 25 Cool
6m + 6w = 150 so w = 15 and m = 10 Cool



Rap:

x+y=25
6x+7y=165
y=15 Cool
x=10 Cool


PUT
TON = Putting on Weight Cool


Take more exercise pal. Laughing





You rung?


Private message for Ms. Calamity-Jane


Лично для вас мы ЗАПРЕЩАЕМ КАЧАТЬ НАШИ СМАЙЛЫ. И более того, запрещаем смотреть на них и думать о них.


You gotta ladder? Laughing





Sol wrote, "Coming here was a defining moment in my life."


Me too! As soon as I heard the foreman of the jury say, "guilty" I knew it was Sing Sing or A2k for me; I chose the greater of two evils.




"If I had 3 wishes and wished for answers then would I know the questions?"



Every question has an answer. However, there are many answers that await the correct questions.


There are three types of people in this world: those who make things happen, those who watch things happen and those who wonder what happened.




BLU E Question



Fairy, wolf, duckling Question
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Sat 11 Aug, 2007 09:59 am
I don't speak Russian http://www.kolobok.us/smiles/he_and_she/flirt.gif
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TTH
 
  1  
Reply Sat 11 Aug, 2007 10:13 am
Tryagain wrote:
BLU E Question
blew apart
Tryagain wrote:
Fairy, wolf, duckling Question
The good, the bad and the ugly? Fairy tales?
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raprap
 
  1  
Reply Sat 11 Aug, 2007 10:47 am
BLUE-big blue

Rap
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Tryagain
 
  1  
Reply Sat 11 Aug, 2007 11:24 am
"I don't speak Russian" :wink:

I ain't a russhin, I got time. Hablo Espanol? Laughing


TTH:

BLU E = blew apart Razz
Very close.

Fairy, wolf, duckling = The good, the bad and the ugly Cool Fairy tales Cool


Rap:Blue Movie (move E)



T M
A U
H S
WT Question
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TTH
 
  1  
Reply Sat 11 Aug, 2007 11:28 am
Tryagain wrote:
T M
A U
H S
WT Question
What goes up must come down


Did you miss the cat/bitch post or are you ignoring it Laughing
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Tryagain
 
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Reply Sat 11 Aug, 2007 11:42 am
TTH:

T M
A U
H S
WT = What goes up must come down Cool


That question lasted four friggin minutes; have the IRS got a tap on the thread? Twisted Evil :wink:





"Did you miss the cat/bitch post or are you ignoring it."


I am somewhat surprised you should draw such a conclusion that was clearly never intended. It is a proud fact that over the years there has never been an incident of name calling or indeed any unpleasant occurrence.

That is if we leave aside Mark's threats to kill me, and that I was a dirt bag redneck dip stick; not directly you understand but I can :


///r/e/a/d///


So put asunder the cup of bitterness and taste the sweet wine of joy.




PETS STEP STEP Question
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