The worlds first riddle!

There I was minding my own business going through other peoples garbage cans when all of a sudden I learn from Gus that TTH's dog is sick….Get well soon boy!




Stormy:

IDEA= big idea


I had capital (same difference)


C
O
N = condescending



GOGOGO
…..GO
.….GO
…..GO
…..GO= goatee


Go Red Sox!






Rap:

I'll never tell .....



SHAENAD= head in the sand

TOO LATE TOO LATE= too late for words

LICK ETY= lickety split


Go Red Sox!

stormy is 27

Rap

That is not what I have, but I have been wrong before.....so they tell me.





NANA

STORMY
[size=7]s = 2*(18-(s-18))
s = 24[/size]

tuna

Stormy:

SHAENAD= head in the sand

TOO LATE TOO LATE= too late for words

LICK ETY= lickety split



Mark:


AGE

s = 2*(18-(s-18))
s = 24


She was once!



Thoh:

NANA = tuna






If there is a line of people and one person is second in line and another person is second to last in line what is the least amount of people in the line




E man


SOMEthing

[size=7]line->four[/size]

Rap

E man = email


SOMEthing= the start of something big

LINE
[size=7]two[/size]

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important, so to sit alone with my conscience will be judgment enough for me.


Stormy:

E man = email


SOMEthing= the start of something big




Rap:

line->four


Mark:

LINE
two


This is what we know:
If one person is second in line, that means that there is at least one person in front of him.
Person #1 + second person in line = two people

If another person is second to the last in line, there is at least one more person to the end of the line.
Second to the last in line + last person in line = two people

So, if we add the least number of people in line, counting forward and backward, there are a total of four people in line. Therefore, the least amount of persons in line is four.

Two (counting forward) + two (counting backward)= 4 people


You pay your money and make your choice.





RUL E
RU LE
R ULE



VIT MIN

VIT MIN = vitamin deficiency


RUL E
RU LE
R ULE = breaking all the rules

I suddenly thought of this and it almost made me smile:



PREIST

Are you confused, Try? Religion is not good...

res(in) pit...a pit made out of resin
ris(in) pet...a pet that rises

It looks like Francis has the idea; it's all in the spelling!


A merit award for Thoh's effort; they did make me smile.

LINE
two people:
1 (first and second to last)
2 (second)

Point taken Mark. :wink:




Mark and TTH set out for a ride in the hill country at 30 mph. Their car broke down (oh yes!), and they caught a ride back home in a truck at 20 mph.

If they were gone for 10 hours, how far from home did the breakdown occur





DOC doo




PePPermint

Assuming that they caught a ride immediately--120 miles

Rap

Judge ye not, lest ye alone be ajudged, unconscious.

PREIST: A believer in pre god.